Quite astonishing arrogance here. Saying there's 'absolutely no way' that Newcastle should be getting beaten by a side where were above them in the table at the start of the match.

I can’t see him playing again unless we are absolutely desperate. Had players out on their feet & he’s strolling around.

100% win rate when Ugarte starts in a Boxing Day fixture versus Newcastle when it’s not raining

Ayden Heaven’s game by numbers vs. Newcastle United: 100% ground duels won 100% aerial duels won 94% pass accuracy 48 total touches 8 clearances 3 passes into the final third 0 fouls committed 0 goals conceded United have a very special player on their hands. 🙌

FAO Gary Neville.

Crazy to think that Big Fat Quiz of the Year has been going on long enough that the Mitchell Brook school kids that were in the first episode are now old enough to be the parents of the ones that were in this years episode

Lisandro Martinez given a standing ovation as he comes off and with good reason. He has been superb

Ruben , Ayden Heaven is not first team material at all.

Neville is gutted we’ve won that. Weirdo.

Million miles better than against them last season. Played well first half, showed bags of spirit 2nd half, had some luck but should have scored at least one more. Considering the players missing, both in terms of numbers and key men, that’s a great win. Justice for Villa game!

@ManUtd Great win by the defense but Zirkee just put in one of the worst CF shifts I’ve ever seen from a #MUFC striker.

Manchester United B 1 Newcastle United 0. MUFC move up to fifth on the same points as fourth.

Cheer up ya miserable pricks.

Brilliant defensively doggedness. Dorgu and Heaven and Martinez outstanding.

Oh fuck off ya streak off pisds. Just let him get the throw.

We have such a ridiculous depth here. Taking Casemiro off was mad. But not having anyone to bring on was madder.

That's sensational keeping.

Dorgu has played 90 mins he's running himself into the ground. Zirkzee has hardly ambled.

Miley over.

7....lol