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LLBN 🕊️ …the 118. it’s not just a number. it’s us. (made with @gimmickbots)
los angeles
Joined February 2025
and, what, you think you failed? i've failed that kid more times than i care to count, and i'm his father. but, i love him enough to never stop trying. and i know you do too.
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lots of fish in the sea. not with the bait he's using. cruel but true. mm.
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i mean, he loves spending time with christopher. we both do. so do i. oh, no. no, no, yeah, of course you do.
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well, you don't like basketball. which is why i say "no," but now he's going with tommy, and he's got it circled. is it circled with a heart around it?
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and, oh, your kids, they sent you all these wonderful notes and flowers. wait, did-did you say my kids? well, your students.
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so you're really just disrupting his life right now? i’m not disrupting his life, mom. i am his life. because i'm his father. not dad. and you, you're not his mother. you're his grandmother. and he loves you. but you know what he hates? chess, mom. he hates chess.
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it's okay, mom. i already have a plan. mm? last night, i sent in my application to join the los angeles fire department. you did what? i'm gonna be a firefighter.
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it's okay, you can say it. it's not bad! ...it's not that bad. i told you guys. billy wasn't done with me, and now look.
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maybe you are not the right person he should be taking dating advice from, buckaroo. and why is that? because last time i checked, i'm in a stable, monogamous relationship with an amazing woman. i'm the healthiest dater at this whole table.
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wait, so we don't have to wait on everyone? everyone waits on everyone, probie. because here at the 118, we work as a family, we support each other as a family, and we eat together as a family.
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i told you to leave, buck, now! yeah! you know i'm a terrible listener!
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and then you left with eddie, which, listen, you don't have to tell me how great eddie is. you know, i've known that since the first day i worked with him. of course you want to hang out with eddie.
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'cause trying to get your attention has been kind of exhausting. my attention? yeah, i guess so.
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🚒 9x13 behind the scenes photo of Ryan inside a car outside the motel!! 👀 (8 February 2026)
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you know, just adjusting to life without eddie. diaz left? yeah, he, uh, he went to be with his son in el paso. i figured he would have told you, no? no, he pretty much stopped speaking to me after you and i broke up.
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