Jeff Patterson
@7Beer_drinker
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Soul Shiner. Deep Thinker. Great Drinker. The Swamp ‘97
Joined February 2024
crazy how someone named a spider a ~daddy~ long leg and everyone was ok with it
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mfs will eat some butt but draw the line when it comes to washing their lights and darks separately
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One year ago today, Anthony Rizzo ran the baseball to 1st base and got the 3rd out of the 5th inning.
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I assisted Chauncey Billups in rigging the poker games in the east side of New York My name is Anthony Volpe and I play for the New York Yankees
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short wearers alike are rejoicing to wear shorts on the first winter fall of the year
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mfs find any new gizmo/gadget to avoid getting to class with their two working legs
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people who eat barbecue chips definitely eat box on the first date #LANK
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anyone else find it a little bit suspicious that hellen keller’s first word was water and not huzz?
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Lebron: take my butt for all I care, watching you sidelined for 4 weeks will be like keeping the sports car in the garage.
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we’ve reached dudes wearing pajama pants to class and acting like no one has ever done that before weather
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there are people in this earthly life who enjoy jelly filled donuts
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