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Two time Undefeated State Champion
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Sometimes the mystery of what the tits look like is actually better than viewing them.
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If I was a comedian and someone in the audience tried to heckle me, I would respond with physical violence.
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You actually don’t have to fight for your right to party. You can just party
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Started using “the world’s best pencil” lately. With all these profits rolling in I figured I could spend a little more on quality
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I saw a beautiful flower today and it reminded me of all my mutuals’ beautiful souls
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I can’t talk to AI (Artificial Intelligence) because I’m afraid it will fall in love with me.
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JUST IN - Mike Pence files to run for president in 2024.
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My sources inside the KCMO police department tell me the motive for the shooting was “ooogga booga”
CHIEFS SUPER BOWL RALLY SHOOTING | LATEST:
• 22 gunshots victims
• 1 dead
• 7 critical
• At least 8 victims are children
• 3 in custody
• Motive remains unknown
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Don’t let this app turn you into the thing you hate most
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Aliens on the (usually) dark side of the moon for the next few hours
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I think Twitter should suspend any account I don’t care for and also kill them irl
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I quit drinking for years but started up again after I realized my wife’s mental illness ain’t going anywhere
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April fools day should just be called liars day. Congratulations you just broke one of the Ten Commandments
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It’s with a heavy heart I inform everyone the black female lab assistant has been fired for attendance issues
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MTV cribs just stopped by and wanted to film a segment featuring my garage where i smoke at
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My Asian wife has already made a few sexual advances towards me and alluded to taking advantage of me later. May hide in the garage and avoid her so as to not sully myself
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Me to my wife after she makes spaghetti again even though I’ve said multiple times I’m tired of it
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Pound cake came out exceptionally well. Went with a bundt pan instead of a loaf. Pretty happy with that decision
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Seeing a strange object in the sky. Possibly Chinese in origin
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I’m sorry to inform you, but those “frens” you’re looking for. I killed them.
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Car manufacturers need to return to installing bench seating in the front of vehicles. That center console is a real hindrance to getting some action
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The last time I saw the pentagon make an accounting error of this magnitude 9/11 happened
BREAKING: 'Accounting error' provides extra $6.2 BILLION for Ukraine, Pentagon says
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My little bro has lost like 40 lbs since his wife left him for a woman.
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There’s not a whiteboy in this state that can challenge my tan
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Thinking about getting a 2nd job so I can spend less time with my family
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I hate it when I see an ugly female trying to explain to me how anything works. Like shut the fuck up, ugly hoe
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This is something the youngsters know nothing about and never will
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One thing that makes complete sense is people in Kansas driving around with salt life stickers on their car. We have vast salt mines here, it’s one of the state’s top minerals
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I hate gross stuff and gore. Also ghosts and evil spirits. I’ve got a tender heart
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Motorboat the short one and grab the leggy one by the pussy
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Me when I find out falsifying business records is a crime
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when I was in the Baltimore airport last June, every trash can was overflowing with trash and spilling all over the floor. Some may recall the picture
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I’ve been informed that a pizza party will be held in my honor today honoring my contributions to science
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New idea: a savings account where you have to defeat the bank’s champion in physical combat to have access to your account
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Make sure to soak your wranglers before you go polls and let it be known that the piss boys came out in force to rock this vote
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Just went to my first job interview in over ten years.
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Here is the final product of yesterday’s efforts. Somebody already dipped into them.
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I didn’t actually view your tweet. Kind of saw it out of the side of my eye while looking at a good tweet.
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We need a president that will lower the price of smokes back to 2$ a pack
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These men have ordered me to protect free speech at all cost and I intend to fulfill my duty to them.
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Came down to the beach by myself to see what the gulf was like during a storm
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Legend has it that a Japanese man ran a hundred miles to tell of the failed tartar invasion thus the Toyotathon was born
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Vaxxed?
BREAKING: Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a trailblazer in U.S. politics and the longest-serving woman in the Senate, has died at 90.
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Haiti is what happens when the postal system breaks down
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They should change the national anthem to the breaking bad theme song
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Moms went down and is being transported to the hospital in an ambulance. 2nd time in two weeks she has had to be hospitalized. Thank you Fauci
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I have a theory that all pagan gods were just fallen angels. I think the literature backs that up.
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Hearing news that the new black girl that was recently hired has called in twice within her first week.
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If I was captain of that ship it would have never crashed
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I have an opinion on every one of my mutuals and they are all positive because you’ll all have qualities about you that I admire
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One of the worst places you could die is probably auto zone
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Going to my niece’s graduation party today. She didn’t actually graduate tho. She dropped out of school during what would have been her junior year and got her ged. Don’t know why we are celebrating this
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This app is dead. Post whatever you want, no one will ever see it.
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Tad Macintosh (pictured) when I defeat his firearms using speed and lateral movement
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I’m proud to say that 99% of my mutuals would win a beauty pageant
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My friend is celebrating getting a job at the ford plant by taking mushrooms by himself
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I divorced my wife and got full custody of the children because I noticed she didn’t have amber colored energy.
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