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radio rahim with deontay wilder……we know what he’s talkin about
he/they 23 boston🐊🪿📛🇵🇸
Joined January 2017
I’m drunk as fuck trying not to cry because their initials are MJ and JM
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Brought up ntbtstm to my boomer stepdad thinking he would have zero clue what I meant and he was like Oh yeah the guys at the office said it was great
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that one oomf that doesnt play about homoeroticism between male comedy duos
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I wanna make like good character fanart but my heart is telling me to make abstract cave painting scribbled bullshit fanart
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Realizing im housing twitter the same way as tumblr and only barely using tumblr
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i'm so high at home depot rn, and i have to ask where the hose at and i know ima laugh when i do.
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I never got into Dan and Phil as a teenager to fully develop a yaoi mindset so now I’m stuck with matt and jay and king gizzard an the lizard wizard
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if you are bored and need to leave the house, i cannot emphasize enough how you should just go to the library. just take a walk to your local library. have a little browse. truly the community equivalent of retail therapy.
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I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you
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as pedestrians, it is our duty to obstruct and frustrate the automative class whenever possible
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My favorite ntbtstm headcanon is that Famous Jay only recorded and performs that one song
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the deliberately inverted colors in regular jay vs famous jay costuming…
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