Ok, after a bit of experimenting, I've determined that a deck of ~780 cards will stack high enough to go outside the bounds of my screen in #MTGArena, graveyard is also completely obscured

Watching TMCC (the muppets Christmas carol); how is it that in 1992 the academy awards werent renamed the "Futile Attempts to out-act Michael Caine" awards?

The culmination of literature is the line "Goodnight, bowl of mush", possibly the culmination of human achievements

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Me, after riding a bus: Oh, dare I look up the Wikipedia article to figure out the history and concept of Buses?... Me, 9 seconds of complete silence later: no, now is not the time.

OK. Now that I have a Jewish son who likes gelt, I have some serious options on Dreidel strategy. #1 obviously GIMEL is the all star play here but there is something to be said about NUN. 1/?🧵

I got an automatic litter box for my cat, it rotates to store all clumps in a little bin below it and sifts unused litter back into the main compartment. I have to assume my cat thinks he is amazing at burying his waste.

I'm back on BALATRO in a new account, trying to gold stake all decks. Still loving Hiker, Sixth Sense and Oops! All 6s, looking forward to a good Campfire run with maybe Vagabond or Riff Raff

If I'm understanding the Wikipedia article for the Rosetta Stone accurately (which I'm not) in the 2000s Egypt said "ok can we have it back now?" and the British said "lol no but here is a wonderful fibreglass replica" and Egypt didn't say "so keep the replica and give it back"?

I thought I was signing up for Only Fans but I wasn't wearing my glasses and I think I just donated to enough money to ensure someone named "Olly Franz" can afford his chemotherapy treatment.

Me as a 10 year old: The Beast is the best, he's actually the hero Me 20: actually fuck that, Gaston rules Me (now) close to 40: No, LeFou rules he's definitely the best Me 90 (deathbed): LeFou fuckin' rules forever

It fucking sucks that the last song to hit the top 100 and also be a round was "row row row your boat", record executives are ruining this industry.

Me, about to earn the nobel prize for flirting: A beautiful woman never lights her own cigarette or figures out what 12% of 87 is.

Cat got my tongue but grep got my heart

IMHO, there's only one way to play Skyrim. Finish the tutorial, set difficulty to legendary and book it to Whiterun, scoping any flower, or mushroom in your direct path. Then start your life as a city dwelling, non-violent, wandering, journeyman keeping carriage drivers employed.

I will reiterate. If transphobes cannot get over having trans athletes in sports, then we are going to have to ban sports.

Please tell me there is a GPS app with Norman Finkelstein's voice.

Historically, I don't like to criticize those who produce literature. Writing isn't my strong suit and I haven't read a book in 16 years but I'm not going to pull any punches here: J. R. R. Tolkien really fucked up when he prioritized writing Lord of the Rings over of Star Wars

When did being a Liberal Tardigrade become a bad thing?!

Me when I hit the bidet at the wrong angle