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You won’t remember my name this is the last time you will see me at the top my doubts will destroy my dreams the more I seem to learn the more I seem to lose I want to carry on but not today This is the point I give up Now read it bottom to top.
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Siri: “Turn left at—” “WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER, JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER 🍔👑” Siri: You missed your turn. Please turn around.
Apple is planning to bring ads to its Maps app as part of a wider effort to boost revenue from its growing services business.
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There are 49million Kangaroos in Australia and 575,000 people in Malta which means if the Kangaroos were to invade Malta, each person will have to fight 85 Kangaroos.
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Real enemies are better than fake friends .
"I would rather have an honorable enemy than a dishonorable friend."
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Get these people out of my country.
STOP what you're doing and take this in. This man is a Muslim cleric in the United States. “Having s*x with a nine-year-old girl, if she can get pregnant, is not considered s*xual harassment and is permissible in Islam.” This is a religious justification for pedophilia,
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- He's depressed - He has nothing left - Nobody knows who he is - He's in college - He has to wash the suit in a washing machine - New York WE ARE SO BACK
The first trailer for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has been released. In theaters on July 31.
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Trump faced a state that was killing Americans, targeting U.S. interests, and enabling proxies to hurt America, and worst than that seeking a nuclear bomb. When you start a war to defend your people and your interests, you don’t wait for other countries to approve it. The Strait
Trump started a war most of the world was against, and now asks China, the UK, France, Japan and South Korea to send warships to open the Strait of Hormuz Brutal 😂 https://t.co/IowiNoi0wm
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Couldn’t script it better
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This isn’t common sense for everybody unfortunately, so imma share this.
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IM GOING TO SLEEP NGL!
$2B hit your account, wyd first?
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Leftist women think importing millions of these men into Western countries is a great idea, for some unknown and stupid fucking reason.
Afghanistan’s education minister has announced that women are permanently banned from schools. UN Women has not said a word.
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when you're 9 hours into your double shift and some kid points at you and goes "that's me in 5 years if I don't lock in"
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my dream is real now
Trash Day has been announced. Co-op adventure game where you and your friends play as raccoons scavenging junk. Made by ex-Rocket League developers. The game supports up to 4 players online and is coming to PC via Steam. https://t.co/ciR3xQ01aR
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Acting dumb is actually fun. There's so much freedom when people think you're an idiot.
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Judge: "I find you not guilty" Me: "Thanks I won't do it again" My lawyer:
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