Mr Mystery Guest
@4_____TW
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Defensive coordinator of the #McCringleberryLions. TayTay is as thin-skinned as DK. Need a drunk driver? #BetterCallPaul SALLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Not fucking Winnipeg
Joined October 2023
@ThePoniExpress I’d like to see Andy the cuckold removed from radio
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@KDKARadio @colin_dunlap Super Cuck Colon Dungflap remembered the #SpecialDelivery from that #GloriousBastard @THEChrisMack! Mack delivered the #DunlapDropper & the Burgh rejoiced when the #PaoerAsshole was fired & regulated to Afternoon AM Radio! HAW,HAW,HAW,HAW! #EAD #GlassJaw #DickHead
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O.J. Simpson defense attorney Robert Baker argued today that a dark spot in a crime scene photo was a, quote, "mystery shoe print," suggesting that there were actually TWO killers. O.J. hopes this will support his theory that he did not act alone.
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@4_____TW @colin_dunlap @THEChrisMack @TheJDouble_V I’m still in awe that his majesty allowed a gnome like me to hang out with him today!
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@WPXI “I’m telling you officer that horse jumped right out in front of me. It jumped right out in front of me.” #DrunkBastard #DrinkingAndRiding #GiddyUp
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Damn! Another Sport Shop stopped at today and still no luck finding a Kuna! Rumor has it ol’ @colin_dunlap bought ‘em all up in a 50mile radius for protection from getting another #dunlapdropper from @THEChrisMack Even @TheJDouble_V couldn’t help me today!!!
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Beginning in March, DC Comics will change Superman's traditional red and blue costume to a new form-fitting bodysuit. The problem with the old costume? Not gay enough. (big laugh from the audience) The hell's goin' on in the country? That's not Superman.
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It's just @Dejan_Kovacevic being a dickhead. #MoveYourShittyToyotaPeasant #DickheadSports #ThisSiteIsUnderAttack #WhatALunatic
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It's just @Dejan_Kovacevic being a dickhead. #MoveYourShittyToyotaPeasant #DickheadSports #ThisSiteIsUnderAttack #WhatALunatic
Downtown. Fifth Ave - Duquesne Club. Caller is employed there as the help and says that a peasant parked their unsightly Toyota behind the property for quite some time. They are requesting the constabulary to dispose of it.
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@WTAE Did someone say pizza? Jumbo had Frequent Feeding Miles! HAW, HAW, HAW, HAW! #EAD #FeedMe #FatBastard #Pizza
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New medical research shows that men and women have different food cravings - men preferring meat, and women preferring sweets. Scientists trace this back to caveman days, when men had to go out and hunt for food, while women sat on their fat asses eating chocolates.
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If you ever wanted to know what the Pegster was like back in the Igloo days. Here you go! #PreCorpsePeggy #Sigh #ShalerSlut #HeeHeeHee #Pens #LetsGoPens
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Couldn't make it to @PPGPaintsArena? Check out the ceremony here:
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@4_____TW @delscott331 @TheJDouble_V @cosmicdot1 @MightyKeef Maybe someone #BetterCallPaul! #PlasteredOnTheParkway
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If you missed the 10 year anniversary celebration of the Penguins 2016 Stanley Cup Championship, here ya Go!
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