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@42069alpha
42069
3 months
All you offended libs didn’t grow up with The Chappelle Show And it really shows
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@42069alpha
42069
4 months
I think I’m gonna lock in
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@42069alpha
42069
4 months
goon
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@42069alpha
42069
4 months
bow 2 the machines
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@42069alpha
42069
4 months
100x for the boys $bitty
@42069alpha
42069
6 months
also bought this fuzzy f**ker super lame normie ticker but still will print a few Xs
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@42069alpha
42069
4 months
Good for @mikadontlouz She got a huge set of balls on her Team Mika
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@42069alpha
42069
4 months
Restraining myself from buying the milker ticker
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@42069alpha
42069
4 months
Woah when did Mika become based?
@mikadontlouz
Mika
4 months
tell k money to stop calling me you are a disgrace to mog
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@42069alpha
42069
4 months
If you only listen to one thing I’ve ever said, let it be this: Spending your younger years sitting behind a computer chasing wealth will be your biggest regret. Spend 1-2 hours trading max. No amount of money is worth wasting your youth.
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@frank_oco
Frank
4 months
1. Tatis RF 2. O’Hearn 1B 3. Machado 3B 4. Laureano LF 5. Bogaerts SS 6. Merrill CF 7. Sheets DH 8. Cronenworth/Arraez 2B 9. Fermin C This is how this team wins.
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@42069alpha
42069
5 months
I’ve literally hit 100% in the past month
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@42069alpha
42069
5 months
Right again $bitty
@42069alpha
42069
6 months
also bought this fuzzy f**ker super lame normie ticker but still will print a few Xs
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@42069alpha
42069
5 months
Yes, it absolutely is $nub
@42069alpha
42069
6 months
Is $nub about to run it back?
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@42069alpha
42069
5 months
Do you know what time it is?
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@42069alpha
42069
5 months
I’m rich $troll
@42069alpha
42069
8 months
By the way This is where you load up on $troll You’re welcome
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@42069alpha
42069
8 months
By the way This is where you load up on $troll You’re welcome
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@42069alpha
42069
5 months
“I will retire my bloodline” Hard to do so without having a bloodline Hard to have a bloodline without ever having felt a woman’s touch
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@42069alpha
42069
5 months
There’s nothing more embarrassing than being one of those NPCs acting like the Oasis reunion is the second coming of Christ
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@padresburner
Padres Burner
5 months
Fuck them prospects. In 10 years, the Padres will be trash with no prospects left and I’ll be 40 and divorced. We can rebuild together Until then, win now. Let’s ride
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@42069alpha
42069
5 months
I’m about 99.76% positive I called the $PUMP bottom
@42069alpha
42069
5 months
Buying loads of $PUMP here And shooting loads on your mom’s face after I $PUMP her
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