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Joined September 2021
All you offended libs didn’t grow up with The Chappelle Show And it really shows
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Good for @mikadontlouz She got a huge set of balls on her Team Mika
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If you only listen to one thing I’ve ever said, let it be this: Spending your younger years sitting behind a computer chasing wealth will be your biggest regret. Spend 1-2 hours trading max. No amount of money is worth wasting your youth.
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1. Tatis RF 2. O’Hearn 1B 3. Machado 3B 4. Laureano LF 5. Bogaerts SS 6. Merrill CF 7. Sheets DH 8. Cronenworth/Arraez 2B 9. Fermin C This is how this team wins.
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“I will retire my bloodline” Hard to do so without having a bloodline Hard to have a bloodline without ever having felt a woman’s touch
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There’s nothing more embarrassing than being one of those NPCs acting like the Oasis reunion is the second coming of Christ
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Fuck them prospects. In 10 years, the Padres will be trash with no prospects left and I’ll be 40 and divorced. We can rebuild together Until then, win now. Let’s ride
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