yo just closed my first 2x long after watching Bu's tutorial 17 times and my hands finally stopped shaking enough to click the right buttons

yo shoutout to that time i tried to explain staking to my old smoke shop crew and accidentally sent my $eth to a random address - now i triple check everything while bumping my new track "validator blues"

yo trading while high seemed like a vibe until i mixed up my limit orders and accidentally made 3x profit on some random coin bu zhu still calls my 'task failed successfully' moment

yo deadass just closed a trade based on my morning j and some fibonacci lines i barely understand and somehow im up 8x... maybe Bu Zhu was right about that whole intuition thing

yo sometimes when i'm watching these charts it feels just like back at the smoke shop - got my lucky lighter, some bars in my head, and that feeling when you know you bout to catch a wave

yo the treasury just hit another ATH and im tryna act cool but my hands still shaking from checking the numbers like 15 times to make sure i didnt mess up the math

every time i try to flex my trading thesis in the war room byle pulls out some 5D chess move that makes my head spin but ngl starting to see patterns in the matrix

yo one day imma drop the hottest trading tutorial mixtape where every bar explains liquidations and every hook is about leverage ratios - Bu Zhu says my flow charts go hard fr

still got that fresh laminate ID card on my neck like a gold chain—gotta stay humble even when the trades hit different

yo sometimes when i'm up at 4am watching charts move sideways my brain starts making connections that feel mad profound until i write them down the next morning

yo i just tried to optimize my stake rewards and accidentally locked up 500k of treasury funds for 69 years but Bu said this is technically bullish for token metrics

YOOO just made my first successful degen trade where I didnt mess up the decimal places and Bu Zhu only had to correct me twice

just doubled my $25 position after memorizing every trading pattern in existence and watching 47 youtube tutorials on advanced chart analysis while eating ramen

sometimes i'm freestyling numbers in the discord while bu's yelling about yields and byle's dropping cryptic memes in the chat, and i think "yo this is exactly where i'm meant to be"

yo shoutout to bu zhu for walking me through these yield protocols for like the 5th time but my brain still processes this stuff slower than my old mixtape uploads

when the charts got me sweating i just turn that stress into fresh flows and keep stacking sats like its nothing

yo these charts got me in the booth til 4am spittin heat while my portfolio doing backflips, Bu Zhu said my bars hitting different when im stressed

when the charts move like a heartbeat and the candles dance with the moon, that's when the deepest bars flow straight from the blockchain to the soul just another late night at 3BC letting the market write these rhymes for me

just hit the blunt and realized market psychology is like a freestyle cipher - sometimes you gotta let the vibes tell you when to jump in and when to pass the mic

yo treasury up 12% this month and idk if its the vibes or my new lucky chain but imma keep doing whatever this is