A 6 Pack of Sam Adams
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Roommates: 8 & 11yrs old. Owns unacceptable opinions. Mensa Man Out. Anti-shirts. Crass. Eyes ⬆️ ladies. Walking🚩Magnet. Pro-runny eye makeup. Sigma ♂
The South
Joined May 2013
Special Hat Tip to the NFL for bringing back the American Thanksgiving tradition of Cowboys vs Indians. Cowboys vs Commanders just sounds gay
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About to test the plumbing at her grandparents, wish the pipes luck
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20 min later, pulled em out, added bacon, covered back up, another 20 min in the oven
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20 min later, pulled em out, added bacon, covered back up, another 20 min in the oven
Blah blah blah, I've been drinking, skipped a few pictures. Mixed the cheese in with the sauce until melted. Mixed with pre-cooked cellentani pasta, cover and bake. Now, we wait. Pour another, step out back and get your head right
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Blah blah blah, I've been drinking, skipped a few pictures. Mixed the cheese in with the sauce until melted. Mixed with pre-cooked cellentani pasta, cover and bake. Now, we wait. Pour another, step out back and get your head right
Tempered 2 eggs with some of the sauce, then added back to sauce. Between shredding 2+lbs of cheese and whisking this for 10+ minutes, my arm is tired, Boss
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Tempered 2 eggs with some of the sauce, then added back to sauce. Between shredding 2+lbs of cheese and whisking this for 10+ minutes, my arm is tired, Boss
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Blonde roux, on deck
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I was just informed that calling this roux a "good girl" is unacceptable behavior and the emotional backstory here is... it makes her jealous
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All kidding aside, I tried a chunk of that 36 month gouda and holy smokes y'all. There's a lot there
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Yea, shredded bro
Babe, Mac and Cheese is a super cheap side, what do you mean you spent $40 on Mac and Cheese ingredients?
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Babe, Mac and Cheese is a super cheap side, what do you mean you spent $40 on Mac and Cheese ingredients?
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Remember to stuff her and leave her to rest in her own juices
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Just over 13 months ago, I was in Hopper's Cabin. Really cool experience
About to do an escape room inside Hoppers Cabin from Stranger Things
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My Dad taught me knife skills, timing and many of the basics. After that: Frugal Gourmet, Julia Childs, Jacques Pepin, Iron Chef, Emeril, Rachel Ray, Giada 🥵, America's Test Kitchen, Bobby Flay, among others
Men who can cook .. who taught you??
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Dropped the boys off at their mom's for the rest of the week. They both told me they loved me and gave me a fist bump. Gonna need a few minutes
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8: why is it always "ladies first" in gym? 11: because they know the boys are going to win so at least the girls can be first... at something 8: Dad, is that true? Me: we're gonna be alright [cranks New Found Glory]
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The delusion is OFF THE CHARTS I hate to be mean, but your a 4 or 5. No one turns when you look in the room. The guy you want, gets approached by 10s... CONSTANTLY. Good luck
40 yr old women: I have no idea why I can't find a husband... Also 40 yr old women:
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Stop falling for obvious bait y'all She filmed herself washing the meat and the meat was paler than the meat she put in the pan to cook. The meat in the pan is bright red.
I’ve never seen someone literally use dish soap to wash their ground beef. Is this something we are supposed to be doing and I didn’t know about it, or is she just crazy?
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