Васил Димитров
@35studio
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Sungurlare,Bulgaria
Joined July 2010
"Send me the link" means "do not ask me to sit here for 6 minutes and watch this shit now." http://t.co/fJ4YJ3Rq8n
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http://t.co/xI8xTbS1Xs Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address.
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http://t.co/YuhzPpDblx "I got 99 problems, but falling asleep ain't one." ~ Jay-ZZZ
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http://t.co/xy64UC55YY If your bathroom sink looks like mine, you're disgusting and I'm a hypocrite.
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I'd kill for a microwave that plays Europe's âThe Final Countdownâ during the last 30 seconds. http://t.co/6JApoMAz9H
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Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight. http://t.co/4OxeyqAY4B
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The "letters to the editor" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly. http://t.co/DtrNCmUp57
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Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/ilWp2XgyUw
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Get Tweet to Download button for Joomla using PaywithSocial plugin http://t.co/W7fyilGK33
#joomlaextension via @templateplazza
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Ook een Betaalsociaal knop voor Joomla!? http://t.co/NaQbrDp1iO
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I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/SW5L85bfvX
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The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/wmguhBG1eh
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http://t.co/HMvUDn6SoA Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.
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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/cILgw48dzZ
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http://t.co/uCZR2QPth5 I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade
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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/jm96mGc6zN
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If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/ByaoTfaYqk
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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/OPW24gcffp
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http://t.co/scoiMYVi "What the fuck is a newspaper?" - our grandchildren
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