Who do I think I am? For starters, I’m Just Me 🤓

That means I’m air dropping shit to myself 🤣🤣🤣

That means I only on social media when my other phone have access to WiFi

Ain’t put social media on my new phone yet. Feel a bit less chained to it 🤣

Nobody better never ask me what I bring to the table. Cause I prob built that fucking table too 😌👌🏽

I have not taken a single picture with anything else since I got this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @DehChop

If you work for somebody don’t ever let one of these brain dead business owners here make you feel like you missing out. Waiting on payments from July and we in January is crazy😵‍💫

Hearing v6 ford explorers start up is a trauma indicator for me🫩

It’s cool to look at it once in a while but full blown staring? lol

Standing up and staring at your clothes washing IN THE laundromat makes you look like a serial killer 😆😆😆

I’m loosing my mind lmao. Why did I think a roll of quarters was $20 today?😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😭

My skin ain’t ashy or dry, I’m always getting sweaty or dirty. Fuck I “HAVE” to wear lotion for?😂😂😂 fb is always a funny to scroll

Tik tok notifying me that my ex is on there and we have A mutual friend? Have me contemplating whether or not to block her and this friend. What I’m not going to do is click on it to her page to see who the mutual friend is. Cause I don’t want she think iiiiii checking for her

As 2025 comes to a close, I'm continuing a tradition that I started during my time in the White House: sharing my annual lists of favorite books, movies, and music. I hope you find something new to enjoy—and please send any recommendations for me to check out!

Team no sleep. I’ve doing the lords work clearly, now time for a lil devils lettuce 😵‍💫

Never heard another valid name for it 😆

Now that I think about it, I end up driving and not realizing the music isn’t even playing far too often lately

Message!!!

Yall gotta stop complaining about shit and refusing to do anything different

Ain’t no way I should know wa color your areaolas are just by scrolling and minding my business on Facebook. I hate it here

Certified Pilot, I bring the views to you 🇻🇮