Awwwwww. Now you can order online for contact free pickup. We’d forgotten how good our quiche is. Did you?

Hi, I'm a reporter: Are you a landlord whose tenants missed rent, and so you're now trying to figure out how to evict them this month? If so, please get in touch. It's not for a story, I just want to beat your ass

Yesterday, on 3/18 ironically enough, we served the last of our carry out food and locked up. We love you, community, and we’ll see you on the other side of this. Help each other out. Be kind. We’re all going to need each other.

This week at the 318: The John Magnuson Trio, Elliott Blaufuss & Davis Corley, Michael Monroe, and Kashmir Graffiti. Grab your reservations here:

Tina Schlieske. Sunday, March 1. Reservations open now. https://t.co/pa8vIFVlvC

boopboopboopboopboop THIS JUST IN: Matt Wilson and His Orchestra live at the 318 Cafe. February 16. 6pm. https://t.co/HykG6ShZ2L

Next Wednesday: Wunderkind Zach Spirov. https://t.co/vtcg1nEVpO

:Pushing Chain. This Saturday. 8pm. Grab your seats. https://t.co/vtcg1nEVpO

Y'all. The Maeflies. Friday night. Grab your seat here. https://t.co/HykG6ShZ2L

It's open mic night, baybeeeeeeee!

Step one: Put on your favorite new sweater. Step two: Wear it to 318.

We're closed today. See you tomorrow with coffee and mimosas enough to help you through your holiday recovery.

So far this year, we've eaten through the holidays with Lefse, Latkes, Christmas cookies, eggnog, and hot cross buns. What's your favorite holiday culinary tradition?

Ho ho ho!

Tonight, the lovely Ali Gray's annual Christmas Eve Eve Show. Join us for warm fuzzy feels.

Tomorrow is our second-annual Old-School Norwegian Lunch. $15 gets you Lutefisk, Swedish Meatballs, Cabbage, Boiled Potatoes, Lefsa, and Risengryn Grod rice pudding. Hosted by our favorite Norwegian, Carl.

I'll be playing a solo acoustic show with Flamin Oh's Robert Wilkinson opening @318cafe Wednesday, December 18th, 8pm $10! 🙌💫🙌

We are unable to overstate how stoked we are to have @littlemanmusic on December 18. Will it be a mellow unplugged show? Will it be Little Man's dynamic, rowdy, larger-than-life radess in our tiny room? Will our tiny literally explode with goodness? https://t.co/jLLzqq81Yd

Two weeks until our old-school Norwegian Lunch. December 18, 11am until we run out. $15 gets you Lutefisk, Swedish Meatballs, Cabbage, Boiled Potatoes, Lefsa, and Risengryn Grod rice pudding. Hosted by our favorite Norwegian, Carl.

Psssst. Open mic is tomorrow. Dust off your guitar, come on over, drink a couple of beers, and show us what you got. Best if all steps are completed in order.