[one leaf falls in the yard] Dads: “I’ve been expecting you”

Must’ve been a Midwestern pirate because no one loves a good deal quite like we do 😤

What’s the best season for drinking Bloody Marys?

Happy Dadurday, everyone! Got a favorite dad joke you’d like us to share next Dadurday? Drop a reply or shoot us a DM 😎

FUN FACT ❗️ The Bloody Mary was invented by a bartender named Fernand Petiot in the early 1920s. He invented the drink while working at a bar in New York. Then, 100 years later, we perfected it 😎

Happy, happy Dadurday! 🤠🥳

We figured out your plans for this weekend. You’re welcome.

The Duluth Bloody Mary Fest! We’ll be there — will you? 🍻

Raise your hand if you can’t remember anyone’s birthday but you can remember every dad joke you’ve ever heard 🙋‍♂️

Is this heaven? No, it’s just one of our follower’s Bloody Mary cabinet 😍 Can you spot the bottle of 2 Dads?

Dadurday jokes 🤠

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Have a lovely Dadurday, everyone!

It’s simply the truth.

What’s the best dad joke of all time? Let’s hear it!

Hey there, #2dadsnation! Happy Dadurday. Don’t forget to treat yourself to a dad joke and a cocktail today — you earned it. 💪

Father’s Day shopping ✅ Looking for a gift for dad this year? We’ve got you covered (we always do). Our Gift Pack includes a 32 oz. bottle of our award-winning Bloody Mary mix and two of our signature drinking vessels! Take it from 2 Dads — your dad will love it.

Who else is celebrating Cinco de Mayo with a Jalapeño Margarita? 🙌 Cheers, everyone!

[at the doctor’s office] doctor: so what’s been bothering you lately? me: mostly thick Bloody Marys

It’s no secret our Bloody Mary mix is the best. We know it, you know it, your cat knows it.