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@Twitch Partner | Former comp-FPS UFC/MMA/BJJ/Gamjng self-proclaimed comedian 18.4ft/360 mousepad 🇺🇸 https://t.co/uIQ8j91dTi

Ohio, USA
Joined February 2015
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Guy tried asking me to recov his power level from 400-450 and I told him to kick rocks. Not cause I don’t do recovery services, I do a lot of recovery services, but because no amount of money is worth doing that sort of mental damage to yourself.
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I’m about to start going for flick clips and become a champion at baiting 40 year old special forces larpers give myself some free money.
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I once painted my room and slept in it while it was drying and woke up forgetting my last name for 3 hours yet people question why I do the things that I do. It’s common sense people. I have brain damage
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I just wanna play Battlefield
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Telling a French foreign exchange student that’s very against gun ownership that I own a Remington 870 and an AK was the highlight of my morning.
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🥇$500 + $50 DoorDash giftcard Big Boss Dinner per player + 1x 24-pack Coca Cola Zero Sugar per player. 🥈$150 + $25 DoorDash giftcard per team per player Boss Lunch. 🥉1x pair of Nike Socks size 9 per player (Not kidding) address required for shipping.
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Destiny 2 3v3 Clash No Rules 3 - No disqualification Dirt-hole Tournament 3 is sponsored by @DoorDash . $1000 prizepool in total rewards! 💰+🍗🍔. Do whatever is necessary to achieve victory. Sunday - 9/14/2025 2:00PM EST - Sign ups are below👇
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Working out a couple things such as timing right now with the setup but… I have a great surprise sponsor lined up for this one 😂 you people will enjoy this
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No Rules 3…. Announcement soon
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9 days
Game studios needs to start naming and shaming cheaters otherwise they’ll change their alias and get right back on the horse. The horse in this analogy being hardcore cheating because they cannot help themselves unless you bully their social bubbles into stopping it.
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10 days
Playing with cheaters should result in the government raiding your trailer and taking all of your canned food away.
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Trusting opinions of those whose careers are reliant of the success of the topic they’re discussing. Yeah that is one way to wind up a bonehead.
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I am not correcting any spelling errors
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Battlefield 6 is looking too good to be true man kinda sucks that in the gaming industry it’s difficult to be exited for certain things because the return to form gimmick has been played before, and severely let down on. I’ll be checking it out for sure 👀.
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RT @Halfdan0D: still the best video destiny 2 has produced
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14 days
This comment section is just full of future news reports dawg issue with unfunny people that try to do comedy is they’ll literally call themselves a sex offender and then question other people for putting up an eyebrow 🤨
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hey @Destiny2Team why is this deplorable clan allowed? . everyone in it should be banned.
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@2Calico
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The day Kenny Vacarro gets sent to Pelican Bay I’m pulling out the jersey, a bag of Kingsford charcoal and slapping a big ass porterhouse on that mf man seriously I NEED MY MONEY 😂.
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Doing random accents
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Reminder to watch out for people who use words like heck or hecking in unironic situations on a regular basis. There’s a major malfunction there and they’re about to do something
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