A oomf told me to make a ref sheet, never made one before. How'd i do

Going campin

in like the hold where their arms are stuck downward. Anyways he leaves the class while holding her like that, and about half an hour later returns without her. The cut had already stopped bleeding so i didn't go to the school nurse. and so around lunch im called into the office

and begins to try to threaten me with it. I didnt think she would do anything since i was a bit of a retard, anyways she swings it at my face, but because she is so short and a bit far away she like slightly cuts next to my nose. The teacher grabs her -

more of just i would always make fun of her height and such, it was easy considering she was a bit off the deep end. Anyway so during that class one day. I cant remember what i said exactly but i think it was just a tipping point for her, so she grabs an exacto knife -

one more before bed, there was this one girl in my class back in like 7-8th grade, she was like 4'9, really really short. So we had a tech class, which involved screw drivers, exacto blades, lots of sharp stuff. So i was a bit of a cunty bully to her, not in any real way -

Aryanne posting will continue

moral of the story, don't date a Canadian national Bolshevik

for a teacher so i can explain what happened. She was 'asked to leave' school and we both had to write apology letters to each other (she never wrote me one) and her dad was supposed to pay the dry cleaning bill for my blazer (which he never did) -

with my friends and she walks up behind me with the bottle, one of my mates grabs me and pulls me forward as she pours it over me, luckily it only landed on my blazers shoulder and back. so I smack her in the back of her head, then go and hand in my blazer at reception and ask -

when i was around 14 - 15 my first girlfriend broke up with me. The problem was she was mad that was completely okay with it, so i kid you not, she creates some weird liquid, made of milk, her period discharge and a bunch of other stuff, and so a few days later im talking -

i should share more hoffee stories

i win

"stolen generation" and its aboriginals being taken away from elder marriage and being forced into learning how to read and write. Oh the humanity

RT @CharmVersus: Oh, Happy Valentine's to my oomfs. I would each and every one of you.

the ai porn bots WILL be reading Mike Ma and MLP

They'd have to lock me away like Tirek to keep me away from those fillies

Finally drew Aryanne

editing your ponysonas over a movie clip to own le nazis

A woman just tipped me $5 because I 'looked lonely' on Valentine's day