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March 28th, 2045, 2:03pm
Joined January 2010
@Hubawesome epic meal time? you silly, that's not how you spell Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time!.
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it's always really peaceful at 7 in the morning. because the sun's already out, but a large percent of the population has yet to wake up.
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man, i've been hanging out on the weirdest places on the internet lately. i mean, really, can you make any sense of "oloshk roflbun2pic"?.
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friend: "Hi." me: "Hey. Nice pickaxe." friend: "Thanks." best conversation ever.
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what's that you say? today's a wednesday? well screw that, i have the rest of the week off.
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fun fact: buying a toasted sub from Subway and putting it in your backpack keeps it warm for about two hours, even in sub-zero temperatures.
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@Hubawesome you need to have william shatner read out the lyrics, then auto-tune it to a techno rendition of a country song.
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well, no school for a week. i can't stress enough how awesome that is.
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i just had a bacon cheeseburger PIZZA. it was awesome enough that i'm almost ready to forgive the world for Justin Bieber. almost.
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whoa. my mom wanted me to shave, so i did. for the first time ever, i cut myself while doing it. moral? support prostate cancer. or else.
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well. there wasn't even any sun today, and it's still the nicest weather since late summer.
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it appears we hit the negatives last night. it's officially no longer t-shirt weather.
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