Pep has had the best underlying game model since he burst onto the scene. Mourinho and Klopp won league titles against him with game-breaking talent, but Pep still had the best process. Nobody has ever beaten him at that. Nobody, until a man named Mikel Arteta.

Stocks for the next two years. We'll be back to dominate the sport as prophesied.

I'll never understand how they're allowed to run the "process" gimmick, and there's next to no criticism for winning nothing of note with all this spending.

I had this amazing cajun chicken burger, but the salad on the side was what blew me away. The crunchiness, the freshness, the acidity, the creaminess. Wow. Full package.

Trossard-Osihmen golden boot race in Turkey is gonna be one for the history books.

Meat for meat.

Sverre Nypan still hasn't picked up a club. Arsenal, go do your thing. Sign him, send him on a full season loan. He can then replace Merino next year in the squad.

Before Arsenal fans lose their minds, look at the teams lining up for him. Mid table player for 2 years who can be revisited later.

Arsenal should buy some young baller and loan out for the entire season. I want such a move this summer. I haven't seen them invest big in an upcoming talent in a while.

This is of course dependent on what Arsenal do this year—who do they sign out of Gyokeres/Watkins/Sesko. Regardless, there's a chance to sell next year. Jesus will also go, which could open up a second spot.

He was the first 50m+ attacker under Arteta, and the manager has repeatedly defended him in dry spells. Time to deliver big or there's an opportunity to sell him next year with two years left on his contract, and refresh with the next generation in Ekitike/Sesko/Samu.

Havertz needs to get 25+ G/A in the league, and 37+ all comps this season. This is his third year at Arsenal, he's fresh, well accustomed to the team, and a senior player on massive wages.

Going to get New Balance sneakers today for the first time. I have a few on my mind, would like to get some recommendations.

Totally forgot about Joao Pedro, they sign so many players it's hard to keep track. With him and the Gittens LW signing, it'll be a cumulative upgrade. I still think they're losing their best RW in Noni.

Chelsea are about to lose their second and third best attackers in Madueke and Jackson. Delap is good, and Estevao will need time. I don't think they're upgrading, at least not in the immediate future.

Rodrygo Silva de Goes

Mao Heinze starvation regime will finish Gyokeres. His clunky ass won't be able to handle strict 1900 calories/day limit. He should stay away for his own good.

Arsenal have to sign Eze. They broke his heart when he was a kid, they flirted with him and seduced him now. They cannot leave him hanging.

Berta's final Whatsapp to Gyokeres when he goes for Sesko/Watkins

🚨Exclusive: Arteta wants Nico Jackson to complete the Holy Trinity of "all foreplay but no nut" CFs in Jesus, Havertz, and Jackson. (Source: Arteta's dirty fetishes).

Jackson to Villa, Watkins to Arsenal