Emma Liz is writing upper MG
@1Storyteller
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(She/Her) I read, write, knit, and run-usually in that order. Raising a tiny human of my own, and teaching other people’s tiny humans. Neurospicy. 💗💜💙
Florida
Joined November 2009
Student: I’ve been betrayed by a book. Me: I’m sorry. It happens. Student: So I’m going to rewrite it so it ends correctly because the author did it wrong. Me: Welcome to fan fiction!
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I can’t get organized enough for meal prepping, but if I approach it from the other end as meal saving, and putting leftovers away in single serving sizes, it actually works for my brain.
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Anyone else always think of Animorphs when buying brown sugar maple instant oatmeal? Or just me?
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Doing all the exercises and stretches my PT told me to because I want to get an A+ in Physical Therapy, not because I want to feel better. Totally normal motivation, right?
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I did a big scary thing and applied for a new position at my job.
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Emma lore: I got a discount on having a tooth pulled because “this is the smallest tooth I’ve ever pulled!” Several years later I went to a new dental office and there was the same dentist! He looked at my chart, looked at me, and exclaimed “it’s the tiny wisdom tooth!”
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Friend: I didn’t use any em dashes so you know it’s not AI. Me: You didn’t use any em dashes because you don’t know what an em dash is. Friend: That is correct.
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My dentist asked what I do. Told her I’m a teacher. Then politely continued the conversation by asking what she does. While I was sitting in the dental chair. So now I need a new dentist.
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I always water my indoor plants when it’s raining because I don’t want them to be jealous of my outdoor plants.
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“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs. Whatsit whispered. “You need all your anger now.”
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It’s been a very Monday Monday and I haven't even made it to work
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I gave the guinea pigs lettuce from my garden yesterday and now they won't eat their regular greens and just wheek at me until I go out and handpick them more lettuce
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Today is the last official day of Christmas Music Season until Thanksgiving, so get those listens in!
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Calling 5-13 y/o creatives! 📣 Lit Kids is open to submissions through 1/31 for Issue 9: Mystery! Send your best writing, art, and photography, but be sure to make your work extra baffling. Our mentors wait with bated breath. Keep shining! ✨ https://t.co/jo8DW0fqwR
#kidlit #emag
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Just my debut novel forward facing in Birmingham Waterstones. No biggie. 🤩
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HELP! 📣 We need published children's authors, illustrators, and photographers to feature on our blog! As a participation perk, we'll list one of your books on our site. WE HAVE AN OPEN SLOT THIS FRIDAY! Please reach out if interested, and keep shining! ✨ https://t.co/r3CcEKjPD2
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I love finding Easter eggs in movie credits. I’ve watched Muppets Christmas Carol hundreds of times and only just now noticed that there’s a credit for “Rizzo’s personal caterer”
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