I wanna be this lobotomized

How great would it be if we kept doing cool stuff like this instead of constantly trying to kill each other.

"and the grammy for best dance/electronic album goes to... SLAYYYTER"

THANK$$$ @pitchfork

Pitchfork gives ‘WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA’ by Slayyyter a score of 8.2.

Liftoff. The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon. Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

They called Jesus a fat ugly chopped faggot too

Mind you they were making fun of the guy on the left too so the real issue gays have is with femininity in any form

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

okay but on some real shit yall really don’t even have the slightest clue what the fuck i’ve been dealing with the past 3 months behind the screen and all the stress and grief and exhaustion and anxiety i’ve been under due to circumstances i can’t even bring myself to talk about

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

It's not just Kristi Noem's husband. This is the vice president of the United States.

You're a fucking loser

gays say things like this & then complain about homophobia

modern homophobia is not the product of centuries of religious persecution and decades of well-funded, right-wing political organizing and scapegoating. no, it’s because jimmysoldout wore an outfit you didn’t like to the zara larsson concert

oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ?? you can't do it? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 you need the chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺

gay men will talk all day about liberation, desire, and self-expression, then reproduce one of the most boring hierarchies imaginable: treating thinness as virtue and fatness as failure

Bryon Noem jump roping

OK, so Karoline Leavitt asked Getty Pictures to delete this unflattering photo of her, so this is me telling you all NOT to RT and share this many times all over the place. Whatever you do, DON'T RT this. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😏

This is the Trump supporter who demanded the Epstein files be released for years until she realized that Trump was in them and then stopped speaking about them completely