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my brain is a machine that produces forget
Joined September 2020
What character ruined umbrella academy for you and why was it Allison
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Do Mormons still soak or have yall given up in favor of premarital sex
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Grown ass people unironically typing segg$ is maybe the biggest ick in the world
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My cats birthday present to herself was biting the shit out of my arm, happy birthday you sick fuck ily
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Life pro tip: don't introduce your ancient cat to ice water unless you're 1000% sure you're mentally prepared to be yelled at over it every morning
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Her current interests are laying on my books, peppercorn, and the noises outside if that helps
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Having a dogshit old cat is all fun and games until she won't drink out of anything except a fancy cup and develops a sudden obsession with crushed pepper
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Me living as my authentic self so that I can finally experience some peace in this hellscape
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Minding my own business and I hear the door opening up more than me after 3 vodka crans
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What is it with men and opening the front door 283747920184759029109748001837499272y493 times a day
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You fucking nerds will never know the unrivaled tranquility of minecraft with the girlies and that's honestly sad
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