My voice is sounding like James Brown today. Form a queue, ladies …

I know people use clichés all the time when it comes to people passing away but Rainbow was one of my favourite shows as a child. Geoffrey can now go from a surreal TV environment to somewhere he can get peace and quiet. 🎶Paint the whole world with a rainboooooooowwwwww🎶

This is me tomorrow while you repeat all the Green Day jokes … 🙄

Let's sing a love song … https://t.co/q1c2bjjoy1

Wanted - a charger. Not for my phone but for myself for energy (I don't mean anything rude you deviants)

Time for sleeps. Ta ra.

My favourite film is on tonight. In Bruges. Film4 at 9. Enjoy.

It's that time of the week again. Send me all your snacks as I am not moving from this sofa until Monday.

Remember the days when people did #ff shoutouts and it was a guarantee you'd be in a selection with someone who you didn't like you or vice versa and it'd start a twitter fight 😂

Been binge-watching a few episodes of #KillingEve this afternoon. Jodie Comer is destined to play lots of big parts in film and tv dramas in the forthcoming years to come. Brilliant actress.

With John Cunliffe passing away it reminded me of how good Postman Pat was - both the tv show and the character himself. Oh to be a kid in the 80s/90s …

I have a confession to make I love the 'Baby Shark' song

#Bodyguard Gripping series and one of the best on the Beeb for a while. However, I felt let down by the last episode and too many questions were left unanswered. Too focused on one situation with a main character (I won't spoil it for others) 9/10 overall.

TV idea Kill Phil Last man standing using Laser Quest guns. Celebrities include Phil Mitchell (EastEnders) Philip Schofield (TV host) Phil Daniels (actor) Phil Neville (ex footballer) Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty) and Phil Collins (musician)

If you ask me a question this weekend the chances are high that it'll be a 'no' reply. Hibernation is the way forward.

May's latest on Brekshit It's the EU's fault. YOU WHAT? It's your choice to leave Theresa, not theirs. Sums up this government. Petualant, clueless and a blame culture.

Life lesson number 23 - If all else fails get some Irn Bru down ye!

I have absolutely nothing to report or update you with. Oh wait … I haven't had Love Hearts for a few days. Withdrawal symptoms kicking in. *sings Gloria Gaynor's biggest hit*

Off to dreamland. Night folks.

S.L.E.E.P