My grass watching another Thunderstorm barely miss us

If we lose power before 8:30 at least I won’t have to watch the Wild shit all over themselves.

Cheering for @mnwild @Timberwolves @Twins @Vikings

.@PeacocksMBB

I miss Death Cup

#Skol

Watching the Vikings throw screens for negative yards and check downs all game resulting in another primetime loss to a team I hate and a backup I’ve never heard of.... #pain

Speech of the tournament, hands down #LLWS

10/10 excited for classic Vikings letdowns every Sunday with good friends and great dogs #Skol

“The rain gauge says 1.2”

I really enjoy my job when equipment is working and we’re receiving adequate rainfall....so on average like 6 days a year.

S/O to everyone who got their covid shot and didn’t feel the need to post a dumpy selfie about it

When you’ve had 5.5 inches of rain in the last 10 days, lows in the 20s, standing water in the fairways, and a member says “Why isn’t the east side open for golf carts?” #IsMcDonaldsHiring

“Experts are saying stay with the low seeds this year.”

Receives Stimy....$1400 on Gonzaga

Witnessing a group of teenage boys together in the fitness center is enough reason to stay a virgin for the rest of my life.

to make u smile

The Office is boring and extremely overrated

Lesson learned from Bryson this week guys. It’s not how long your shaft is but how you use it