Alexa, play some music. “I cant do that. Would you like to start a free trial of Amazon Music Premium?..” Ok, Alexa play rain sounds. “I cant do that. Would you like to start a free trial of Rain Sounds Premium Plan?..” What kind of black mirror episode is this.

Why did we practice Stop Drop and Roll all the time in elementary school, as if setting yourself on fire was a regular occurrence of adult life.

Nothing worse than sitting around waiting for a long compile or algo runtime. Sometimes I even catch myself reaching for my phone to scroll Reels or X. time to break bad habits. solution: integrate brain rot directly into @cursor_ai. no reaching for phone required 🫡

As if the North Koreans lives weren't bad enough, now they have to manage an ETH portfolio too

Feature atrophy: if I haven’t run the code path in a couple of weeks, it may as well have never worked. All features require regular exercise to ensure health and wellbeing

The even worse mistake here is to conflate style with correctness.

Can some python performance wizard explain to me why comparing a full string is faster than comparing just index 0 of that string. Ex. word = ‘word’ word == “word” seems to be faster than word[0] == “w”

One day, I want Ethereum to achieve the client diversity of the Golf Tee Time Booking Software industry.

Jumping on here just long enough to say: needed stock prices for my final project of college…getting 8 quotes through chainlink was about 100x easier than the top 5 web2 options on google. And free. And fast. Love it

Tryna get on that “oh shit just found $2M of some shit coin I bought for $300 a few months ago” wave

If you are nvidia, are you putting production at 130% cranking out as many GPUs as possible for sales or would you rather keep a shortage of A100s and H100s so you have the whole AI world under your thumb?

Telling my non crypto friend about my experience buying something from a frame. “Yeah then I had to spend $60 to ‘bridge’ money from one account to another account to buy an $80 hoodie” “Wtf bro, who gets the $60??” Trying to keep a straight face telling him its “a bunch of

People who spend 4-6 months studying for MCAT or LSAT are so impressive to me, I’m 4 days in to studying for one of my last college exams and I’ve reached the “its in gods hands now” point like 6 times.

I don’t understand how the Solana account model works at all. 2 hours between GPT-4, the Solana Cookbook, and docs and I still get errors trying to query a simple spl token balance. Not to mention no verifiable contracts, its unclear how you query anything, and i haven’t even

I think it would be cool to have some form of subsidized “state zero-out” transaction type on the protocol level. Because right now I have like 100 dust tokens in my main wallet that would cost ~$10 each in tx fees to burn and reduce my account state.

It’s a bull market, can splurge for the Doritos Locos Tacos

Remember the good ole days when u could hop on xbox without having 10+GB updates for every game

This is the problem with all home assistants/chatgpt/etc Need to give these agents some initiative

Am i crazy or did they ship this without NFL support?

TreeHacks round 2 was an absolute blast, met a goated team at the last second before going solo and ended up taking home a couple of awards. Initially wanted to step out of my comfort zone and do a non-crypto project, but the team approached me with a killer idea so we had to