My tweets are the eclectic clippings of sacred guidance. Primordial beings of eldritch powers bestow this empyrean knowledge upon my account I am merely a vehicle of divine wisdom — a little pencil in the hand of a writing God retar dio

i got maidens blowing up my carrier pigeon while your land grows barren and your grain stores run dry

Depression leaving my body when I remember that I work on Solana and not some slop chain that saw degraded performance when us-east-1 went down

the @Solana_Company is now staking with us solana runs faster on helius

I always tell the helius team, our investors, and potential recruits that helius' competition is not other rpcs that always seemed short sighted I always say our competition is anyone who takes execution off solana: base, hl, and even robinhood myself and the team have

Me and bro breaking into Anza’s HQ to ask why they named it Agave and not Tequila

Why write Solana programs in Rust when you can use Nim?

We got invisible malware on the blockchain before GTA 6

Good news Sender's SWQoS-only tip is now 100x lower. The new minimum tip is just 0.000005 SOL. Achieve 0 slot landing using Sender's ultra low latency infra, backed by Solana's top validator with an unbeatable 14M SOL staked. Enjoy

Solana Agave 3.0 is here! We wrote about the new update: - 30–40% faster transaction processing - eXpress Data Path (XDP) for Turbine - Increased CPI Nesting Depth - Higher Single-Account Compute Limit - New Scheduler TransactionView Struct - Faster Startup Times - RPC

I do not write TESTS. I do not do code REVIEWS. I do not use STAGING. I push straight to prod on Friday nights after happy hour, and if it doesn't work, I CRASH prod

here is a graph showing that Helius is making the network faster than anyone else in existence, btw we get the most slots and do not delay the network, so we end up speeding up the network disproportionately the Helius validator is also now on DoubleZero faster

inside of me there are two wolves

NEW: Enhanced WebSockets just got a massive upgrade. Starting today, Enhanced WebSockets are now powered by the same infrastructure that's powering LaserStream, the fastest, most reliable data streaming service available on Solana. IBRL

i cannot believe they put satoshi on south park

imagine dying because you get a pop-up ad

monad’s work on async exec will be far more impactful than shipping a parallelized evm

the easiest way to radicalize someone is to have them live in an apartment building a petulant recluse moved in down the hall. any attempts at an introduction or a cordial "hey, how are things?" were swiftly dismissed with a shallow hand-wave and a piercing glare, leading to

Life after you reinstall League of Legends

Hell yeah, this is based asf. Futardio

I have family over for my birthday today and my little cousin thought I was turning 30 It’s time to pack it up