Remember that time Jani had a meltdown and threatened to leave Berachain because his henlo vault wasn't approved, so Smokey made him a guardian, he deleted his tweet, and got all his vaults approved? Held hostage by a hotdog... go figure.

I lost respect for the baddies the day BAWS was asked to put up $3k out of the $10k raised in a charity raffle into the baddies creator vault so OF baddies could make tiktok and IG posts for us and get paid in BGT. And I still think that vault should have been approved.

I love this "crash out" thing. The go-to low IQ response to literally anything. Or the idea that there is animosity towards this douche. I just have the freedom now to share the facts about Noah Miller and his scammy ways that I shared with Smokey and MVP months ago.

People have never lost money from a pink sheet PR pump --> reverse stock split dump and it shows.

1) W is this KOL talk for "Cash me outside, how 'bout that?"

Berachain.

The chart is green

This is Berachain. Scammers making jokes about temples and stray dogs that temples take care of. Berachain is dead if this is what the founder simps on and will save the chain. https://t.co/1RtczAI6J0

Berachain community is like an inbred Appalachian family where no one wants you to speak up about what the uncles are doing with little Mary Lou. Better to keep it quiet. We don't want any fud. Gotta keep the price up long enough to sell those unlocks. Just look the other way

Fair Market Value of $BERA is 1) 0.69 2) 0.420 3) what's a ghost chain with zero culture. 20 people left. And a foundation exiting through a bong company?

Started growing wheatgrass for juice with my own organic supercharged soil mix. And it's fucking delicious. Wheatgrass on tap.

Feels like an entire chain has been held hostage by some British former co-op living MDMA addict raver boy, trying to keep living his underground drum and bass jungle nitrous and psilocybin days, extracting what he can and evading taxes while calling himself a hotdog.

Just drove an hour to a small farm to pick up 20kg of Cassava freshly dug out of the ground and way too many green plantains. Yuca Fries, Yuca con Mojo, and Tostones are on the menu. Maybe even some mofongo.

Crashing out on the TL = You said things my bag bias makes me not want to face. I'm too dumb to realize what you're saying is true. You're fudding my bags and my only course of action is an ad hominem attack. Im a gay retard

Fading everything Janitooor saves lives

DAT good 'ol Berastrategy https://t.co/D1NwJmXhwF

1) Use the deal to spark hype → drive BERA price up 2) Greenlane buys BERA on open market, adding more buy pressure -- Greenlane puts that BERA into PoL 3) Foundation uses that window to unload more unlocked BERA 4) Foundation later cashes out equity on Nasdaq 5) Papa gets paid

DAT deal was quite the sweetheart deal for the foundation and team coming into unlocks. Genius tbh. OTC deal without being called an OTC deal. If only the hype of the announcements pushed price, hopefully the market buying does. But they still get to eventually dump $GNLN

I rendered 10kg of leaf pork fat for lard and 10kg of Wagyu beef fat for tallow put it in a deep fryer and then I proceeded to fry buttermilk brined chicken in the lard and french fries in the tallow. Seed oils are for gay retards.

If you don't see that everything Jani-THJ-Henlo-Mibera-cubquest-articles-honeyroad was the largest ever absolute max extraction crypto grift to exist alongside berachain... you're blind and just lost too much money to Jani to admit it to yourself. Fake Rave Shit