ángel ★★★
@00longmilktea
Followers
173
Following
2K
Media
132
Statuses
2K
deeply unserious lad. i post whatever i like, currently mostly marty supreme. career fujoshi. they/them adult, nsfw at times
los scamgeles
Joined May 2023
this is a thought for like, 2 or 3 months from now when i've exhausted everything else. there's still other work to be done, i won't take my eyes off the ball.
0
0
1
started thinking on previous reserved guy/annoying puppy boy otps then got to harry/eggsy kingsman and was like "haha kingsman au" but then thought "nvm that, why don't you just ADD an age gap to endomarty" no no no i can't think about that, i can't think about that at all
1
0
1
there's not even an age gap, they're only a couple months apart at best!!!! this sucks!!!!!!! im going to start throwing things!!!!!!
0
0
2
endomarty makes me feel like a chud i swear anyone who knows me knows im a certified freak yaoi criminal but i really just want them to fall in love and be together forever. and fuck 3 times a day of course but that's not even the important part!!!!
1
0
7
they're gonna fall in love and help each other and they'll never be alone again 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💘💘💘😭😭😭😭 BOO HOO!!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!
To celebrate this momentous award-losing occasion, here is the first part of a Koto Endo/Marty Mauser fic in which Marty stays in Japan. https://t.co/vPGfdwVSEg
1
0
5
every time i want an oolong milk tea im like woah.. that's meta
1
0
0
For the sake of posterity here is Matt Berry saying the words “Burger King”
25
697
7K
marty in the hole for 1500 dollars because he bet on leo to win best actor
0
0
1
he gotta burn down the met now
I think timothee should double down and talk about more art forms he hates if he wins
0
0
1
everyone: haha i'm so glad marty supreme didn't win anything at the academy awards that's what timothee chalamet gets for being so arrogant fuck that movie my ass: omg what if marty and endo like this lollll
1
0
10
this is meta and in keeping with the themes and thesis of the film so they should be glad
3
54
751
there was a chapter about all the different illnesses you could get while pregnant and how they might affect your baby and i had to try not to laugh thinking about marty reading that and freaking out completely
1
0
1
i gotta be honest i bought a pregnancy book at goodwill today because endomarty i can't pretend like the academy awards are going to affect me in any way
1
0
6
they really had me watching that whole shit and they literally gave marty nothing like i have to laugh. my fault, my fault.
1
0
2
u all gotta stop liking this tweet they didn't let him have shit
they're gonna put timmy on stage and spank his ass with a paddle before they let him have the oscar
1
0
9