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Jayson Fakum

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damn why this video so loud
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Khalid is quietly creating the smoothest album of the year from a male singer
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Freddie Gibbs walking out the studio after Back to Me
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RNB RADAR
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"how did you gain all the weight" 😭😂😭😭😭 RT @BilalSpeaks : lmao! Larry King dgaf
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2 years
lord… hi, it’s me again…
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@AishaaaMarie
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✌🏽
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do y’all realize Jordan was getting hosed until the last two years he was with them?
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9 years
the production on the official JMSN album is so much better than the leaked version
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2 years
I am him. he is me because I do this same shit
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2 years
these all went triple diamond at college parties
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Jayson Fakum
1 year
we’ll be open end of month stay tuned
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Krave Restaurant and Lounge now in the former Le Mirch space in Dupont
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8 years
Homecoming coming up... this bout to be me
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
I think about this video often... I hope the guy going off is flourishing. he def deserves it
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3 years
dead ass this is the first time i’ve ever heard her speak
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8 years
mood
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4 years
me in the house right now
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Jayson Fakum
1 year
on everything I hold dear
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The snack that smiles back
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2 years
niggas gotta talk to me nice now and put respect on my name. I passed that dumb ass PMP exam
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1 year
Merchant of Death for BG Trade Grades US: C- Russia: A+ Ukraine: F
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Jayson Fakum
10 years
don't know why I was sleeping on Fredo Santana Trappin ain't Dead tape.
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2 years
this bout to be me when I go get some margs and tacos today hoping they give me a discount
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3 years
baby girls first birthday
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2 years
this would been me be in the crowd
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Rap All-Stars 🏆
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Key Glock paying tribute to Young Dolph at his sold out concert in DC 🐬
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
chick-fil-a lemonade goes great with any liquor
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Jayson Fakum
5 years
what’s worse than having met your person and knowing that’s your person but not being able to be with that person?
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Jayson Fakum
3 years
HA. you peasants better talk to me nice
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Jayson Fakum
2 years
ayy hold on now… bring grandma back out here
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Jayson Fakum
2 years
lady in best buy just made me mad lol. “why you need a privacy screen?” -me “why you need tint on your car?” ask me a dumb question imma ask you one back. now we both sitting here in the accessory aisle like diddy and the spicy obj
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2 years
@BruceAllmiighty shiddd might have to cop one for myself
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4 years
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Jayson Fakum
6 years
I went from a Honda to Benz back to the honda. I miss the luxury of the Benz but not the gas and maintenance of that hoe. 20 to fill up vs 60. ROI crazy
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
Ferragamo Fi got a degree
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2 years
i need me a sugar momma
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
this year for christmas I just want y’all to retire Henny. That shit is dafuq TERRIBLE and there are SO many better yaks out there.
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
RIP to a 75 legend 😢
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Timeless Sports
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(1997) 23 years ago today, Pernell ‘Sweet Pea’ Whitaker put on a defensive masterpiece vs. Oscar De La Hoya. 🥊 (🎞: @DAZN_USA )
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8 years
can't wait for the final product
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9 years
So Proud of my pops man! he just got elected to the Virginia Tech Sports Hall of Fame
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Jayson Fakum
3 years
it’s just 3 simple rules in life... if you don’t go after what you want you’ll never have it. if you don’t ask, the answer will always be no. if you don’t step forward you’ll always be in the same place. if you don’t try to live your life it’ll pass you by.
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Jayson Fakum
5 years
dammit I walked into work hella late today and they were like oh we just assumed you weren’t coming.... dammit I shoulda stayed home
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
“we in this together we both sluts” AY FUCKING YO 😂😭😭😭😭
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4 years
damn I wish outside was safe so I could do this
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4 years
ay moe wtf going on 😂😂😂
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Jayson Fakum
2 years
this is Brett and Kev as kids
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2 years
@SirBramble_ sounds like you don’t either brother
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Jayson Fakum
3 years
lmaoo bruh we need more of these 😭😭
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3 years
Oh my God.
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9 months
@AishaaaMarie i don’t think they came through. resend them please
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Jayson Fakum
5 years
Popular opinion that nobody wants to say... Henny actually nasty af. some of y’all need to expand yalls repertoire
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Jayson Fakum
2 years
all the little sister in Euphoria does is cry… shorty literally gets paid to cry on camera… they coulda hired me and I woulda cried every episode for a fraction of the price
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4 years
absolutely the fuck not.
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Victor Cruz and Karrueche Tran FaceTime ‘20 hours a day’
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4 years
waffle house winning this 20-0
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The Verzuz we really need
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11 years
bout to be MIA for about a month
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5 years
B baratheon
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2 years
if you take my tweets serious that is on you
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5 years
“a woman has the god given talent to leave her mark on a man and it’s harder to get rid of the mark than it is the woman”.... just wow
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
got the tile up... tomorrow I gotta do the grout and then monday the sealant 🥴🥴🥴
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Jayson Fakum
3 years
😭😭😭 this should not be this funny
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
A flex is having a full furnished house
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Jayson Fakum
1 year
Shiddd if I do it
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someswaggt
1 year
What do yall randomly say all day that's funny my shit is SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PEAR
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1 year
damn i’m lil coochie 🥴
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What’s your rap name 🤔
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2 years
i’d beat Tom Hollands ass
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Zendaya for Ferragamo
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4 years
this @martesejohnson_ barber
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4 years
Brandy in that diary like “Dear Diary... I gotta kill this bitch she’s tryna embarrass me.”
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2 years
i know for a fact I wouldn’t survive in hell
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Jayson Fakum
3 years
Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollows
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The Boy Who Wished You Would
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the original “who all gon be there”
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4 years
being an adult is fucking tiring
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6 years
don’t care what y’all say. I will never be above punishing some Taco Bell
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2 years
lmao ladies if you ever get a response like this make sure you call somebody that can fight because 9/10 the homie knows his hands verified
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😭 Might not be wat she expected him to respond
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2 years
@Jerrygoodman01 sir I am a man. I want a sugar momma not a daddy. I like womenz
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1 year
I go once a month and I highly recommend it
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1 year
If you ever want to do a self-care day, I recommend visiting SOULEX on Mass ave. in NW DC. Just don’t be like me and get a fresh shape up right before 🥴
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Jayson Fakum
5 months
I was ready to riot in the drive thru when they told me that my OJ and hashbrowns was more than 5 dollars
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The hashbrowns at McD are almost $3
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3 years
boyyyy if they really do run out of money it’s going to be a wild day on twitter
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US government will run out of money by October 18, Treasury secretary says
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
I walked in my office and my coworkers had this in my desk with a sticky that said “Enjoy. You getting old baby boy. -Lunch Crew”
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
that’s how Monica dance
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Monica music make you do this:
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9 months
lmaoo this nigga bumping Mtume before 7am is hilarious… he was def raised by his grandparents
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Homo Spirit Activate!
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Jarrett Billups, ladies and gentlemen 🤣🤭
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3 years
you pledging?
@OkparaNnaJiAku
CHUDY
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No soda, no smoking, no sex, no alcohol, no kissing, no masturbation all through the month of September. Who is in?
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Jayson Fakum
6 years
my god i’ve missed twitter 😂😂 RT @laurensrevenge_ : Bitch I am screaming 😂😭
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10 months
@GloTheofficial damn yo throat strong as hell
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1 year
lmao I just know Daniel old ass celebrating his birthday like this
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Jayson Fakum
10 months
ownership in America. How my shit paid off and I still gotta pay taxes on it?
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non aesthetic things
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2 years
the host house for a black family is pure chaos the day of thanksgiving
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Jayson Fakum
3 years
I love that Fiona gets active whenever Codeine Crazy comes on
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Jayson Fakum
9 years
spit the grill out mid freestyle and didn't phase him RT @_AmyAdriana : tory lanez be killing it when he freestyles . http://t.co/6Ktsvep7Xb
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Jayson Fakum
3 years
oh this shit looks lit. Where do I sign up to play?
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Collegiate Quidditch is a full-contact sport 🤯😳 (via @billyquachfilms )
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1 year
😂😭😭😂
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Jayson Fakum
5 years
Greyworm still the goat. he pleasing the baddest with no peen
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Jayson Fakum
3 years
next comes the ring
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Jayson Fakum
3 years
my parents be like oh you’re coming home? bet free labor
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Jayson Fakum
4 years
ah clever clever
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@Freethewzrd
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What would your touchdown celebration be?
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