Rahman.
@matovium
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Thoughts and only thoughts of a man. To walk with me is to walk without regret. Dum spiro spero.
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I'm not in this world, to live up to your expectations. Neither are you here to live up to mine. I owe no one no obligation, no one owe me none so everything is fine.... 🎶
I am what I am, be who you want to be!
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At least he gave y'all content for your boring radio shows to last you atleast a week or so, be grateful..
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Theft requires reasoning.
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She completes you 🤗
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For only UGX 1,300,000, each of these range rovers could be yours to drive per day. Just inbox me or call 0775661117 for bookings and more details.
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Whoever said beauty is subjective was preparing us for times like these.
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Kid came to hire an ML and as we’re at the verge of completing the documentation, he received word that the nigha they’re competing with had secured a GLE 😂. Guy called his dad and told him “ Daddy ML ziweddewo waliwo Range Rover zokka”.
I’m not even bothered. I’m just glad this prom era found me fine with high school
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A wise man once said "Don't buy land, buy a land cruiser instead" .
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It was my first time at Entebbe airport and we’d had gone to pick my dad from his hajj journey. My mom and two of her co-wives had flowers and they ran to him, she was faster than the two and was the first to put flowers around dad’s neck. We’re the victors so he slept at ours 🤗
A childhood story that makes you smile when you remember it.
Anyone ?😊
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We use the same internet as you Justine.
A Fake Lawyer named Brian Mwenda has been arrested in Kenya.
He won all 26 cases he handled before his arrest.
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Only nigha allowed to be a motivational speaker.
I did not fly to where I am today. I walked there one step at a time, With God placing destiny helpers at every point in my life.
It's showtime now!
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Let's go posh today. The audi TT 2007 for only 27,000,000 of Natasha's dad finest shilling.
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To everyone willing to buy her a car, here's an audi TT 2007 at only UGX 27M.
I’M DONE WITH BODAS.
The anxiety that comes with going through industrial area everyday after work is not something I want to experience anymore.
Everyday is for praying that I don’t end up in a pool of muddy water or get squeezed by trailers like what almost happened today.
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Two weeks in marriage naye wafuuse dda marriage consortium ambassador? We're watching you girl.
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Imagine starting up a company like Tesla in Uganda, URA would open up a whole branch at your premises.
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I can takeover Nairobi in two days.
You’re a drunkard if you enjoy this Manchester United downfall 😂😂
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Happiness is not measured based on a few drunkards dancing.
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If you are a rich woman please read my bio...
What my husband Shakib brings to the table is peace, the rest I can handle -
@ZariTheBosslady
#ZzinaLifeStyle
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My biggest insecurity growing up was coming from a rich family and driving a Bentley to school everyday. Kids used to mock me every time they played games I didn't know about cos the only games I knew were video games. Sometimes I wished my parents didn't have money. 😭
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For only UGX 18,000,000...
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They have to count 9 people before they reach my girl because she only counts as a 10.
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I remember dming you using all my accounts including the female catfishes and two company accounts.
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Carlo Ancelotti to Everton.
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And FIFA is just looking on? Oil money is ruining the game, how do we compete with this?
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That's roughly 28 minutes. Paul Kafeero would be only half way into a single song.
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The coke because I'm bringing mine.
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For only 36,000,000 of Museveni's finest shilling. You too can hop in a Be ma...
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Magogo has fucked up alot of things in this country and the speaker is among.
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Dear Ugandan comedians, please move on from that tribal talk, you've milked it enough.
Thanks.
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The Kampala dating pool is a real drama series.
Here is a story of a guy, him and his partner have been together for two years (happily married) and after several attempts, the couple failed to conceive a child. This forced both of them to go for multiple check ups and turns...
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But also okujjako nga naawe sente wabba nzibe, how do you get conned UGX 50M and be able to breathe normally? Nze nsuula mutwalo emirembe neginzigwaako okumala wiiki namba.
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That's why they have women.
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Your last name must be Barasha kubanga onkuba n'okuluma noluma.
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Do you know what that means for the economy oba the note is beautiful?
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The UAE president was announced dead yesterday and he was burried today, yes today. I don't want to imagine what will happen when ours dies (God don't forbid). God bless Sao Tome and Principe.
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Full figure come out!!
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Imagine watching random nighas holding your girl's waist from Monday to Sunday just because you are acting secure, can never be me wabula.
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Nkokonjeru?
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We all like it when our competitors are struggling 🤭
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Now that the storm has somehow settled, can we give our honest views about squid game?
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Can you send me 400k? I’m stuck in Moroto.
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Days are hectic but your presence unravels them
Nights are dark but when you’re around, they’re lighter
People are hard to deal with but you lenify them
Life is meaningless but you give mine a purpose.
On this day of your ascension, I wish you nothing but the best. Live on!
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You sit on top of the food chain.
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Genda obasomeko mu byafaayo.
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The Republic of Uganda has picked interest in the political proceedings in USA and if there's any obstruction of democracy, we shall be forced to intervene in order to restore parity.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is now under arrest in New York City ahead of his arraignment in court
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The Uwera Lynda of doctors.
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Magogo to the referees when Uganda is eliminated at the group stages.
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No amount of acting or drama will ever make me reasonate with this fella. He’s the sole reason we are in whichever pits we are in.
I understand him.
In this our Uganda, you need like an hour a day, sit somewhere alone(a bush, or a highway) newewuunya e’ggwanga linno.
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Why don't we celebrate Jesus' first day in heaven? I feel like Easter Tuesday should be a thing.
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What do we call a Muslim girl when you find her digging?
Halimah....
ahh. you gotta be a funny ass niqqa before i see anything else shaa 👐
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So you expect a nigha 10 years older than you to love for your personality? Leero mwe 😂😂
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But also having evidence of someone kidnapping and raping an innocent woman and keeping it to yourself says so much about you.
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Harrier up whilst stock lasts. Only 35M of Museveni's finest shilling and this could be yours.
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Not much to say about him but he has the Kabaka's sister as his second wife.
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My friends call me Muvule 🤗
Guys I need to hug a tree. Please it’s urgent. Who knows a place I can go. Like a big tree
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If you put this much time into your studies....
Just saying...
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Big bums and a few good songs got Nwagi thinking the country should run on her principles. Says so much about why our artists never make it out of here where mediocrity is a normalcy.
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See what Chronnix does to Koffee!! She couldn’t wait to hear him sing.😂
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The coke because I'm bringing mine.
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N'oyo kojja asiiba agamba abakazi okwambala obulungi lynda Ddane bwapostinga ekifaananyi yasooka mu comments bwojja nti lynda kyo kidomola
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When Magogo sends Nicki a dm to come perform at the AFCON opening ceremony in Namboole.
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Era bwomubuuza lwaki teyayoza bintu akugamba obwo obudde Sabrina...
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One man can play two different roles in the same series.
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You get an accident and the first think that comes to your mind is "let me take a selfie for my twitter followers". Generation Z are living such a hard life.
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If you can't land the Muyenga sugar daddies at least buy Aisha Lee's sugary daddies.
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This female neighbor is borrowing almost everything from a matchbox to now an HDMI? And why is she picking them in bits?
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