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luo binghe DID babytrap shizun it’s just that he is the baby
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it’s actually really important in your media for a character to kiss the scar they left on their beloveds body from back when they were trying to kill them
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binghe: virginity is fake
(audience cheers)
binghe: so shizun is a virgin whenever i want him to be
(scattered, confused applause)
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bingge vs bingmei is such a good extra but it is also the funniest possible situation to happen immediately following canon. so your dark mirror verse self is here and he thinks he’s straight but oh NOT straight enough to keep his dick away from your shizun. OF COURSE NOT
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it always tickles me that shen yuan describes himself as a “semi” otaku. u know about mpreg u don’t get to be semi anything
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one of my favorite things about svsss is. ok see, in mdzs and tgcf, both lwj and hc make (generally) good cases to their respective Person for why they’re good boyfriend material. luo binghe, despite his desires & best, sets his boyfriend case on fire
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shen yuans online gf but it’s really his best bro binghe desperately catfishing him. is it a bad idea yes is binghe king of bad ideas also yes
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i will say that the official english using different euphemisms for sex instead of papapa means u don’t see it that often in fics anymore. wild. end of an era
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i know mo ran SAID he’d fuck his shizun to death but who actually DID IT? ha ha (slaps a horribly weeping luo binghe on the back)
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lbh: shizun 🥺 my dick is too big 😔
sqq: not to me, not if it’s you
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me: i need sqq destroyed
(pulls up wedding extra)
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underrated sqq moment is when he tries to crack a joke to relieve some of the heavy tension and coughs up blood instead bc he’s DYING
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its funny that no mxtx ML gets a chance to confess they all get ratted out. sometimes your older brother has had ENOUGH of these antics. sometimes your artist mancave is a little too intense to be politely denied. sometimes you make out with your dream shizun but he’s a Real Boy
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the worst damage frozen did to me is that i consistently read binghes “shizun, that would require someone to believe you” as hans “oh ana, if only someone loved you” shut UP dude get outta my head. like that’s definitely the tone binghe takes but stop
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lbh, being an overbearing demon lord: come with me
sqq: i don’t have to listen to you :/
lbh: shizun 🥺 i’m baby i’m baby look at how baby i am 🥺
sqq: ah. well. he’s baby
lqg: that is NOT an argument
sqq: hm shidi when did u join the scholars peak? news to me
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sqq is representation for people who like to complain for fun and don’t want anyone to actually do anything about what they’re complaining about bc they don’t mean it
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what i would give for a look into binghes head when a random woman shows up and claims to be married to sqq. hilarious
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it’s really brave of airplane to take up writing again, specifically vile porn, when his hater knows where he lives and has a sword
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luo binghe looked at a potential father figure and went, That’s a Wife
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(through tears) binghe will invent pizza for you okay just wait
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it is funny to me that sqq spends the entirety of svsss singing bingge praises and exalting him, and then when he actually meets the guy he’s like this guy SUCKS where’s my anxious baby boy?? where is he??
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i know it’s a fandom joke to call sqq binghes apologist defender but it’s really funny that the one mission he gets where he HAS to do that he fails miserably
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that thing we say where if u show lbh a little bit of kindness he falls in love with u is PROPAGANDA
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15 yrs old: i must respect shizun 😡
16 yrs old: war between horny crisis and Must Respect
17 yrs old: well we’re going to get married eventually anyway—
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u know when a character isnt sure they like someone or of their sexuality but then they get kissed really well and have to grapple with the pleasure they felt vs what they think their feelings are? i think its SO funny that that doesn’t happen to sqq bc binghe kissed him so badly
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funniest thing in the world for sy to be the only mxtx protag who’s kissed someone besides their love interest
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i really like scum villains story… i do sincerely think it’s good
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17 year old binghe teen weirdo. I AM GOING TO BE SO GOOD AND THEN SHIZUN WILL BE PROUD OF ME FOREVER AND WE’LL HAVE A SUMMER WEDDING
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it’s really funny for the guy who’s been sharing his brain space with a whole other person for more than a decade to have the BIGGEST complex over being alone. he’s literally never alone. he actively locks meng mo in a little mind cave
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sqq: binghe i had a breakdown on whether or not it was my responsibility to jack you off while you were unconscious
lbh: yes. what are we talking about
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mbj: junshang why does peak lord shen call you babygirl
lbh: because i’m babygirl??? what kind of fucking question—
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i think a sv live action should actually be mockumentary style
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sqq to sqh
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shizun i built you a PERFECT replica of your bamboo house and i’m making my demon minions take up human gardening. head pats when
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love that binghe admits to not having thought about using his blood parasites sexually before reading regret of chunshan. baby boy WHERE is your creativity did you or did you not marry your art teacher
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i love that sqq knows he can smile and coax him a little and lqg will do anything he asks. liu-shidi you’re so strong paddle the boat liu-shidi come pick me up my spiritual energy is acting up liu-shidi let’s rest at an inn binghe isn’t feeling well
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it is really great when the artistic difference between bingge and bingmei is who’s crying when there was only one guy in tears at the end of that fight and it was not bingmei
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horror story is just remembering that bingge has kids
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in these trying times i have a great recommendation,
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the part in the interview where sqq’s like, 🙄 i’m in a bl what do u think my sexuality is 🙄
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shen yuan bitching about dating apps and handing his phone over to binghe bc theyre such good friends and binghe ah you should just swipe for me as long as a girl is kind of cute it’s fine and binghes :) okay. yes. of course. swipes left swipes left swipes left deletes profile
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u know how in some shen twins art, shen yuan gets given glasses to differentiate him? the secret is shen jiu also needs glasses and this is why he is so mad and headachey all the time. he is squinting at you in DISGUST and for NO OTHER REASON
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luo binghe demon king extraordinaire…. OP protagonist…. tripped over a threshold and landed on his face because he was nervous about proposing
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the peak lords throwing their hands up and giving up on who sqq wants to date is so funny bc they have no knowledge at all of any of binghes good qualities. they’re like FINE date your student the demonic peak lord kidnapper, sieger and corpse hoarder. we don’t care anymore
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binghe would be a terrible atticwife bc he needs everyone to know that he’s been atticwifed. oh liu…shishu, did shizun not even think to keep you? 🤭😏 wow
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it makes me nuts that sqq didn’t think binghe was ever going to MARRY him. THE MARRIAGE COLLECTOR??? THAT GUY???
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zhuzhi-lang and binghe both think the other is the weird cousin
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shen yuan is so funny bc in spirit he’s fully that isekai guy who like, dies bc he pushes someone out of the way of an incoming car only he absolutely did not die like that and instead spends his new transmigrated life doing that
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a shame that sqq doesn’t get blindfolded shoved up a tree and kissed like binghes trying to eat him. i was thinking about how he would Also assume it’s just an intense girl but bc it’s binghe he’s also like WOW this girls technique is AWFUL. his heart really goes out to her
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i love that binghes always been a jealous boy but instead of drawing girls away from sqq he’s just like (looming) do you think she’s pretty shizun? (looming harder) do you like looking at her?
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luo binghe pouring his blood down sqq’s throat: oh this is going to fix SO many of my problems
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i love how often the system fucks sy over but then he'll be like. well that sounds normal. cant be that bad. download. oh system btw explain what i am downloading? oh just a million spiders i see okay cool fuck, fuck me
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sqq’s boundaries are hilarious bc if binghe does an awful thing that he’s already read about then he doesn’t care but if he does a NEW awful thing then now hold on a minute
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luo binghe’s sexual awakening being sqq tied up and shying away from being groped lmao. what a way to go. you hold this up and his future sex scenes and go yeah checks out formative indeed
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there’s a novel where the transmigrated mc finds out it’s not the first time he’s transmigrated, that the system has actually been “resetting” him, wiping his memories and taking him back to the beginning every time he ‘fails’ and i just think sv au
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when sqq is like, ‘early on i showed this child the tiniest bit of kindness and he welcomed me into his heart’, and forgets to mention, ‘i almost died and ruined my cultivation entirely to keep him safe’
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just forever amused by binghe being on a different peak and falling for sqq anyway bc sqq is so fucking nosy and can’t leave the protagonist alone
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shen yuan is like, that guy who rants at xl and then gives him the bamboo hat, pulls him out of the pit, and just leaves
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it never fails to amuse me that the only time postcanon that binghe brings up the abyss it’s bc he’s having a jealous fit at the idea of sqq being put into SITUATIONS with OTHER MEN while binghe was TOILING AWAY
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binghe tossing one of sqq’s fans and viciously telling lqg to fetch
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the abject horror sqh feels at learning his ex stallion protagonist’s favorite position is missionary
sqh: what the FUCK did you DO????? IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU???
sqq: no I didn’t— it’s not— he came like this!!!
sqh: IM SURE HE DID
sqq, roaring: NO
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lbh post mausoleum: and the wedding is BACK ON
literally anyone: does sqq know
lbh: thats not relevant right now
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heavenly demons also do this
Dik-diks mark their territory with tears. (Image: Heather Paul)
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disciple sqh writing sexy stories of the popular peak lords and shen yuan, avid reader and friend in denial, is like how DARE you demean my shizun he would have scored THREE times the women in chapter 54!!! you don’t even KNOW him!!!! when is volume 3 coming out
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doctor binghe somehow scarier than every other binghe. this one has weirder kinks
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sqq is a powerful cultivator but when binghe fucks him it’s all ‘weak waist’ this and ‘arms gave out’ that and ‘used up all his energy so he collapses further onto binghe’s dick [sex initiated 5 minutes ago]’. like. Ok Bottom
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sqq: having an emotional time where he gets to comfort deaged baby binghe to his hearts content
lbh: mad as hell he can’t fuck
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i love luo “why the fuck aren’t you paying attention to me” bingge
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i love sqq and how he turns a horrifying story into a comedy. sometimes the horror breaks thru but my god is he beating it back with a stick
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every once in awhile i remember binghe, the most powerful dream manipulator around, for 5 years couldn’t bring himself to imagine a shen qingqiu who would speak to him
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lqg is so charming bc he has no charm. none. he gets thru life by being more of a hassle to offend than be offended by and never speaking to anyone outside of cqmt for longer than 20 seconds
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sqh, drunk, courting death: you know in a way you were my wife before being bingge’s
sqq, also drunk: literally what the fuck are you talking about
sqh: hold on. is that. is that boss music?
[lbh red eyed, hair floating, exuding dark miasma]
i like that part where sqh calls peerless cucumber his dissatisfied wife who beats him up and kisses him in equal measure
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qqq: you have more than just the one disciple you know!!!
sqq: i care about all my kids equally
qqq: yeah? name more than three
sqq, getting up: i don’t— i don’t have to sit here and take this—
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it’s really funny that everyone just gives up on convincing sqq to not date lbh. the groupchat failed on this one
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thinking about bingqiu reverse transmigrating and binghe hating all of shen yuans merch bc he realizes it’s not really HIM it’s That Fucking Guy
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i like that part where sqh calls peerless cucumber his dissatisfied wife who beats him up and kisses him in equal measure
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i like that u can’t predict when sqq is going to do something insane until he’s halfway doing it
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i think accidental telepathy when bq are fucking would be so funny bc binghes stream of consciousness is alarming nonsense like i want to crawl inside you and die there and sqq’s clutching at binghes back like WH—, HOLD ON—
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we actually don’t have enough fun with that period where sqq learns that gay people are real and is suddenly scrutinizing the men around him
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binghe baby your life is so hard. “i am my own worst enemy” but real
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it would have been so funny if sqh hadn’t immediately admitted to being the author and just pretended to be another reader. like imagine if that was a reveal at the end. sqq would have destroyed him
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bingqiu deserve each other they’re both so fucking weird
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my constant craving for binggyuan “practice sex” where it’s bingge getting WAY over his head with feelings and driving himself insane meanwhile shen yuans like I Am Going to Get a Good Grade At Sex with Binghe. This Will Get Me a Girlfriend
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the best part of shen yuans “binghe is SO ATTRACTIVE!!! so attractive everyone can’t help but be affected by it!!” glasses is how 99% of the cast could not give a damn about binghes attractiveness bc they find him so annoying lmao
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