Shifty Shellshock
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Phoenix, AZ
Joined March 2012
*Me waking up out of cryo sleep* Scientist: Welcome back, let us get you some clothes. Me noticing every person is wearing cargo shorts: Is this really the future? Scientist: yes, you might have a little trouble adjusting Me through tears of happiness: I’ll be just fine friend
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Drove past 30th Ave and Thunderbird and the Fry’s Electronics building is just gone. I knew it shut down a while back but I didn’t realize it was just barren land now. Something weirdly sad about the complete removal of such a good memory. Former happiness replaced by nothing
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I don’t think I’ll ever understand this country’s hatred of poor people
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Shit like this is unforgivable. So many young people who don’t know better take things like this as fact (speaking from experience). Disgraceful for legacy media to broadcast this without any disclaimers or rebuttal/fact checking.
Fox gives Trump a platform during their NFL broadcast to peddle his absurd lies about "prices are coming way down", "we inherited a mess," and "our country has over $17 trillion being invested in it." Absolutely shameful for all involved.
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Just remembered that movies on VHS used to come with McDonald’s meals, first time I’ve ever felt like an old person when they say things used to be better back in the day
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Lamar is starting to look real suspicious with the TEs he is throwing touchdowns to
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Hear me out, he plays both leads
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The boy is getting his first haircut this weekend. Any Phoenix dads have suggestions on kid friendly places?
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I am one drink away from pulling up Phil Collins in the air tonight live on YouTube. Have a great weekend everyone
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Two energy drinks already purchased and ready to go
Me and @whatcedsays going to a Tuesday night concert
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If you have a chance to see this in IMAX do it, incredible film
Today is the last day to experience One Battle After Another in IMAX.
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If the Bills had a WR like Diggs this game wouldn’t even be close
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