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Typical COON.....hahaahahahahaha
Port Elizabeth
Joined October 2012
Lionel Messi needs 1 more goal to equal German great Gerd Mueller's record of 85 goals in a calendar year. #SSFootball
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Dear Liverpool, We made a mistake with that Suarez offside. Please collect your goal from Man Utd. Sincerely The refs
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There's a story behind every person. Think before you judge, because their life may not be as easy as it seems.
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It's not what happens to you that determines how far you will go in life, it is how you handle what happens to you.
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Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
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Faith does not mean trusting God to stop the storm, but trusting him to strengthen us as we walk through the storm.
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"If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere." - Frank Howard Clark
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Breaking a mirror Is seven years of bad luck. Breaking a condom is 18 years of bad luck.
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.
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"guys be quiet I'm calling my mom!" person in background: "PASS THE WEED!"
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Buy a ship. Name it relation. Sit in it. You are in a relationship.
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