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@vonchip

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Reverend, barber, dog walker, bird enthusiast

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Joined July 2012
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@dieworkwear
derek guy
1 year
not true. your style has so little to do with classic men's dress that the FBI was able to use your shoes to identify you as one of the jan 6th rioters. i know this bc you once followed me, but then i saw your ugly shoes, blocked you, and alerted the FBI
@DripChud
T.R. Sartor
1 year
Not quite. Classical style, and its inherit elegance and dignity belong to the civilized and the civilization builders who donโ€™t hate our past, but use its style to build the future.
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@KartoonistKelly
Stan Kelly
1 year
This election season, think be-FORE! you vote.
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@vodkasnowflake
Join DSA
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@Acyn
Acyn
1 year
Girdusky to Hasan: I hope your beeper doesnโ€™t go off
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@sovietsoleri
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1 year
Fermilab, Chicago, 1984.
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@WTTDOTM
no more docile users
1 year
I made the ThinkPad nub moan. Watch at your own discretion.
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@SarahTaber_bww
Sarah Taber
1 year
Honeybees are famous for working hard, but if you watch a hive, most of them spend a lot of time just chillin out on the honeycomb. So when people tell you you gotta "be a good worker bee".... now you know the secret to their work ethic. Secure housing, affordable food, & naps.
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@vonchip
Recalibrate & Destroy ๐“…”
1 year
Bad faith right wingers: Kamala is running on vibes, not policy Kamala: lays out a detailed policy BFRWs: no, not like that ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@SantiagoPliego
Santiago Pliego
1 year
Interviewer: โ€œMrs Vice President, yes or noโ€”do you support 6 million more illegals pouring into the country?โ€œ Kamala Harris: โ€œlet me be very clear:โ€
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@INFINITELOGIN
EXADECIBEL
1 year
I think Iโ€™m losing my mind
@D3vyn__
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1 year
wasnโ€™t even hungry fr
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@vonchip
Recalibrate & Destroy ๐“…”
1 year
May have tipped my hand in the group chat
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@TPAIN
Theodore
1 year
Auto What??
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@lifein4chapters
Movie Mindset
1 year
Putting on the sunglasses from They Live and just seeing this everywhere
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@SwiftOnSecurity
SwiftOnSecurity
1 year
In the end, this is a game, and pretty much all of it is being played above you. There has not been an undecided voter who has signed up to Twitter for years. Unless you're crafting narratives and memes for breakout virality, what are you selling yourself for. What are you doing.
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@classfrenemy
sb
1 year
The thing about being a communist in the Italian Years of Lead is that you were always getting into street brawls with fascists then drivin away in your teensy tiny little car. Pulling up like a worm driving an apple in a childrens book and getting your lead pipe out of the trunk
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@JustinWhang
Justin Whang๐Ÿค 
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@AnneChovy2
Anne Chovy
1 year
just closed 500 tabs. ill never know now. ill never know. blank slate. ive forgotten more things than youve ever learned. ill create a new mind from the ashes.
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@zarathustra5150
Zarathustra
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@curious_founder
Michael Thomas
1 year
I think about this cartoon a lot.
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@snotwurst420
judd crud
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I hosted a men-only dinner
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@sweetseaslug
tonsured pussy
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Girl So Confusing โ€” Amadeus (1984) edit
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@NoahVerrier
Noah Verrier
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable
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