Recalibrate & Destroy ๐
@vonchip
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Reverend, barber, dog walker, bird enthusiast
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Joined July 2012
not true. your style has so little to do with classic men's dress that the FBI was able to use your shoes to identify you as one of the jan 6th rioters. i know this bc you once followed me, but then i saw your ugly shoes, blocked you, and alerted the FBI
Not quite. Classical style, and its inherit elegance and dignity belong to the civilized and the civilization builders who donโt hate our past, but use its style to build the future.
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I made the ThinkPad nub moan. Watch at your own discretion.
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Honeybees are famous for working hard, but if you watch a hive, most of them spend a lot of time just chillin out on the honeycomb. So when people tell you you gotta "be a good worker bee".... now you know the secret to their work ethic. Secure housing, affordable food, & naps.
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I think Iโm losing my mind
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Putting on the sunglasses from They Live and just seeing this everywhere
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In the end, this is a game, and pretty much all of it is being played above you. There has not been an undecided voter who has signed up to Twitter for years. Unless you're crafting narratives and memes for breakout virality, what are you selling yourself for. What are you doing.
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The thing about being a communist in the Italian Years of Lead is that you were always getting into street brawls with fascists then drivin away in your teensy tiny little car. Pulling up like a worm driving an apple in a childrens book and getting your lead pipe out of the trunk
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just closed 500 tabs. ill never know now. ill never know. blank slate. ive forgotten more things than youve ever learned. ill create a new mind from the ashes.
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Dr Disrespect Accidentally Sends Public Statement Directly to 15-Year-Old Fan https://t.co/OEFrmEeUVu
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Dr Disrespect, accidentally sent a 4,000 word statement defending himself against accusations a fan in a direct message on Twitch.
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