man just send me 3 dollars

@vintagefoods_ does. does “[ Glass Him ]” mean hit him with a nuke

@porglezomp u been playing too much halo, it just means smash a glass over his head

@vintagefoods_ the arbiter's gmail be like

@vintagefoods_ @Nessandcompany this is the one wolf among us thing right?

@vintagefoods_ JHGUFYGDKSJGHSDKJSDGSDFJADSF

@vintagefoods_ @imranzomg @Hi_ImTemmy okay hear me out...

@vintagefoods_

@vintagefoods_ I neee this.

@vintagefoods_ @Nicole_Cliffe

@vintagefoods_ @Nicole_Cliffe One time I was absentmindedly walking with my phone unlocked, while replying to a recruiter for a job I really wanted (don’t ever do this!!). Somehow I had hit the “I’m no longer interested in this position” suggestion and was only ONE BUTTON away from sending it. Terrifying.

@vintagefoods_ It would be hard but not impossible to test out all the possible gmail auto-responses, design a game around that, program a server that handles all the emails and parses language.

@vintagefoods_ Glass him

@vintagefoods_ @kalesalad I assume it means Google Glass, but... Y'know.

@vintagefoods_ @M1sterFox

@vintagefoods_ @kalesalad Okay WHY do these exist. Show yourselves if you've ever used a Gmail sentence suggestion...

@vintagefoods_ LOL i didn’t see this

@vintagefoods_ This reminds me of the pain that we'll never get a season 2 of The Wolf Among Us. 😢