Vet Tech Probs
@VetTechProbs
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Vet techs are a unique breed. You gotta be one to understand.
Joined April 2012
*prepares to intubate demon chihuahua* Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now.
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80-year-old client w/German shepherd: You're kind of little, don't let him get away Me: K
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I know I'm going to shatter some worldviews, but this: ' did you know? A dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's' IS A LIE. A LIE. #petpeeve
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Me scheduling dentals: "I gotta blank space baby, and I'll write your name" #vettechtswift
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RT if words like these have ever come out of your mouth, "Hi Mr. Rascal! So Bill's here for his fecal today?" #nameswitch
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I have literally been laughing about this tweet every two hours for the last day.
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So I met this guy with a beagle at the dog park. And it's totally on heartworm preventative. OMG, what a dreamboat. #vettechprobs
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I'm moving to Lothlorien. One too many of my friends asked me to express their dog's anal glands. #vettechproblems #lotr #vettechdreams
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It must be dental month because every time I close my eyes I see huge chunks of tartar falling off dogs' teeth. Somebody make it stop.
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Crowds hated it but the best weapon for fighting a lion in the gladiator ring was a spray bottle and a firm "NO."
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When the client asks if their pet was good in the exam room and you're holding your hand dripping with blood behind your back. #vettechprobs
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Found popcorn on the floor in Surgery. Somebody must have been like, "I'll have a light snack while I watch this pyo." #vettechprobs
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If I had a dime for every pen I've stolen from work I'd already be living in my underwater manatee mansion. #vettechprobs
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A manly client keeps a picture of his cat in his hat. I can't decide if I should be like, "You're scaring me." or "WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
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