dropped my dildo in front of my mom omw to the shower

just saw a shooting star

why are dads masters at standing in the way in the kitchen

everyone simping over this man 😭

hope a hot rich man finds me the way lana found jeremy

that hung smile

if they didn’t react like that their spouses might’ve never found out.

im guessing her mom just had to work early on mondays ill ask my mom later.

i just remembered i used to have this friend who slept over at my place every single Sunday night and went to school with me the next day for like half a year and i never questioned it so i still dont know why she did but it was fun

the concept of a bunch of porn accounts liking this

shes here again yayy

are you horny rn

do people in a relationship still watch рorn?

my cat is finally sleeping with me again

i wanna be unemployed forever

when zodiac is on ldr10

still can’t believe this interview acc happened 😭

who even decided to add lordes face to this

the concept of being 25 in 6 years

hate sitting at an empty busstop i always think the busses are striking again and i just didnt notice and everyone is secretly laughing at me waiting for a bus thats never gonna come (happened too many times before)

i cant sleep can someone punch me in the face and knock me out