basil π
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inaugural emo prom king; local roadkill luminary. bird guy, unsuccessfully retired poet, movie watcher. he/they, 24.
California, USA
Joined March 2023
everyday i wake up & can't believe we let this movie flop. EVERYBODY GET MORE HONOR AMONG THIEVES PILLED NOW!!!!!!
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closing my eyes and pretending i don't see all the lukewarm running man reactions
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being at a restaurant with your parents when they start making problems for your server incites a kind of rage inside you that cannot be replicated under any other circumstances
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whenever trans women near-universally agree that something is transphobic (being asked ur pronouns as a form of clocking) thereβs always a non-binary transmasc desperate to make it all about him
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To be clear: if the movie is on, no phones out. If the trailers are on AND the lights are on, free game but be respectful. If the theater shows you commercials for products that have nothing to do with movies it is your duty to be on your phone, running up and down the aisles.
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okay what was i saying. and when will zohran meet and discuss concerns with his most important constituent (astoria the wild turkey who lives in the battery)
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