If you’ve not managed to check out issue 41 of @rustsports yet - it’s the weekend - kick back with a brew or beer & take a look. Better still subscribe. Great photos, features & a great read (plus my bit..) & it’s free. #AllOfTheThings #PlusAMidLifeCrisis. https://t.co/IZLydIvJGy

Ha! Guess how many shits any of the local @PeugeotUK dealers give about trying to source parts for my 1996 #106Rallye 🙈🙊🙉 Couldn’t get me off the phone quick enough. Won’t be able to get me a price until after the new year, even if they could be bothered to check inventory.

The world of ‘women’s’ beauty product is mental. I’m a man of the world, honest, but I want to buy a gift, not go on a journey, or subscribe to a ritual of neck cream. I don’t want an account & I don’t want an inbox full of anything other than cars, bikes & boobs (etc). #Elemis

Fiesta officially pressed into service. Tip runs, Tescos and commutes completed so far - slowed me down tho - Amazing how much attention this thing gets - Every man, woman and dog want to talk some 1980’s nostalgia. #XR2 (Still need to put the stripes and back on)

Pleased to have been offered unsolicited financial analysis of one my group CO’s today - by the lad that used to do MOT testing at his brothers village garage. Tomorrow I’m hoping the local crack head offers me guidance on suspension settings for my next Dakar. #Gossip

Hmmm. I like to look for influencers and idiots when I’m at a place, and seemingly #NotreDame is an American football team. So…. #Notredam #NotreDam #NotYoDam (also, big respect to the trades tramping up that scaffold this week in 40 degrees C)

Why is my @X ‘for you’ full of racist cnuts? As a middle aged, Middle English, village dweller, my neighbours are seemingly taking a bit of time out from their busy schedule of scuttling their sisters to scream at the boats. That’s not me tho Ellon. Show me bikes and cars.

Looks like Ducati have been at my mums curtains here 😕

Wondering what the fuel impact of #Greta s pretend humanitarian mission was. (Is it ‘kidnap’ if you’re trying to break a naval barrier?)

I see Brad Pitt and Channing Tatum are linked to a @ttracesofficial documentary/ film. Obviously @jm130tt will be a cameo for the #MagicMike role? #Moves

A million pounds says he (is overweight and) has an aging/unused Blackbird or a Hayabusa. . #TimeStamp #ProperBiker

I need the help of a #TreeSpotter #TreeIdentifier - Can anyone tell me what this is? (The one on the right in pic 2) #Trees

Need to get the little red fiesta out. Too much grey beige. #Crayon #PureGrey #50Shades

Realised I’d not Twittered the new commuter, so here it is. Looking forward to getting this hot on a proper track. Sufficiently focused to negate the need for proper door handles. #GT4 #Crayon

@ListerLawrence

D’Icey. Went out to work some of the concussions off. Wasn’t warm.

Have LOVED every drive of this car. It’s been an absolute cracker, taken some scalps, nursed a baby that won’t sleep, shaken its bum at every (all…) opportunities. Going to miss it, but time for something a bit more ‘dad’… #M2 #MCar

HUUUGE props to the lads at @MiniSport. Essentially the good devil on my other shoulder. My (a little stalled….) Cooper S project is getting some manpower, and a quick call to confirm what I thought I knew found an incredibly clued up and helpful enthusiast on the other end. ✅

I was toying with the idea of growing weed, or maybe even cooking up some crack in the workshop to keep my race budget up, but it seems I’d be better building an airport car park in London, and renting it out to the common folk. £140 for three days at @LondonCityAir! #OnDrugs!

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Resistance is futile. It’s apparently Christmas. 🎄