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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

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All the drinks fit for your face. Tweets by Chrissy and Meredith.

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New Orleans, LA

Joined May 2014

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

9 years

Get PUNCHED IN THE TUMMY by holiday spirit 👊💥👊💥 https://t.co/XEvPEFRaQt

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

9 years

five times tastier than pulverized anthracite, but with all the same nutritional benefits https://t.co/SX3wNozUts

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

9 years

Why waste your time on an expensive honeymoon filled with unforgettable memories when you could just slam this drink https://t.co/yMBvWga0m8

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

9 years

Does a Manhattan sound expensive? Never heard of a Brooklyn? Well whip out that EZ-Pass bub it's time for a Jersey https://t.co/z8HjiloKSv

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

9 years

time to break out the cold weather gear ⛄🍸⛄🍸⛄🍸 https://t.co/1wkvx8CLQY

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

9 years

mmmm....tasty 100 year-old sunken ship barnacles https://t.co/ojbfAFgV1Y

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

9 years

Like being beat over the head by a lumber store of flavor https://t.co/F8Zyku5eUf

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

9 years

Bonus points for drinking this from a bloody dismembered hand https://t.co/pMJsr7RmL0

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

9 years

IT'S PEAR TIME YA DUMMIES 🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐 https://t.co/9lBDpNvUZh

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

9 years

For those moments when two garnishes will be WAY TOO FEW GARNISHES https://t.co/hWoB4ELWme

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

10 years

Because nothing says "It's Friday!" like dropping a literal ounce of bitters into your tummy https://t.co/EVRw3p7b2O

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

10 years

Know what they say: the early bird gets the worm woops I mean scotch. The bird gets scotch https://t.co/JeWfFfLT1J

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

10 years

This drink has sent you like five snapchats about how it's Friday get it going already https://t.co/2yJtf97tlJ

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

10 years

More Hamptons than a scene from Weekend at Bernie's 😎 https://t.co/LUOSUmDOnq

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

10 years

Because nothing says "summer" like the smooth, refreshing flavor of a smelly pack animal 🐴 https://t.co/yEmToqRX0w

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

10 years

As fragrant and summery as a game of lawn darts, but without the head trauma. 🎯 https://t.co/hzXCiax41N

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

10 years

If a drink is "well travelled" does that mean in booze-o-verse it's an Instagram celebrity? https://t.co/e1z36KinJP

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

10 years

The perfect drink for those "it's 1934 and I just bought a boat" moments ⛵🍹 https://t.co/wErK7ch7jx

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

10 years

Incoming friend requests from: whiskey https://t.co/lox5SBVRnM

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Tuxedo No. 2

@TuxNo2

10 years

Did you know: 99% of plants are actually just rum? Drink this for more super true facts https://t.co/w3mWrMSc6L

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