Tortugo
@Tortugo
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Social Experiment on-chain | Terminally online researcher
Escaping the matrix
Joined February 2017
Degens are quickly moving from crypto perps to stocks perps on @HyperliquidX Hyperliquid
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Employed Americans without four-year college degrees have hit a record, per Bloomberg.
Unemployed Americans with four-year college degrees have hit a record, per Bloomberg.
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Someone teach the lil white boy how to set up a twap
🚨STRATEGY BUYS $1.23 BILLION IN BITCOIN Strategy purchased $1.23B worth of BTC at an average price of $70,940, bringing its total holdings to 738,731 BTC.
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Even crypto people are talking about crypto anymore…… You won big brother, you won.
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🇺🇸 NEW: The United States Department of the Treasury admits crypto mixers have legitimate privacy uses on public blockchains.
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When I'm bored, I go to eBay and send $20 bids to Bored Ape merch listings.
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The fuck.....
🚨#BREAKING: Los Angeles police have reported that a 46-year-old man has passed away early this morning after allegedly cutting off his own p*nis off across from the LA Convention Center, and bled to death. Officials say they do not yet know what may have motivated the man to
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When I'm bored, I go to eBay and send $20 bids to Bored Ape merch listings.
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Only crypto I’m bullish for long term is $btc, $XMR and $hype Each one with real world usage and real product behind Everything else is complete TRASH!
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Bought some gold (XAUT/USDC) a few days ago, and it outperformed my whole 5-year crypto purchases in a few days
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Big 🚩flag
JUST IN: BlackRock’s $26B private credit fund is limiting how much investors can pull out, capping withdrawals at 5% even though investors asked for 9.3% Blackstone’s similar fund processed a record “7.9% OF SHARES” of withdrawal requests this week, with the firm and employees
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I just spent 7 usd for a pizza with no cheese or sauce for my kid…..
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i needed to bitch about it to get my blue check mark back!
My account has been on review for a few days already, i dont understand why if i paid for a whole year of premium services all because i had @Dexari badge and they decided to remove it.... what a mess..
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