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@KCJJ Program Director/ @99pluskfmh morning guy. @Hey_Lang and @tommyKFMH . Unofficial late night TV writer. Union Bar DJ alum.
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Sometimes people ask why we report the kinds of stories we report.
Having the writing staffs of late night talk shows find them online isn’t the main reason, but it’s a damn good one. 😀
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It’s probably best that Pete Davidson already left the show.
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Iowa: Throws a third down pass past the line to gain.
Me:
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Trump: “The Revolutionary soldiers took over the airports!”
Steve King: “Hold my beer!”
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It warms my heart knowing the 🐐 hung out at the former One Eyed Jake’s.
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That’s nothing. Carver has an app that starts your car with five minutes left so it’s warm when you leave early.
New in Hilton is an app that syncs your phone’s flashlight with the pregame video. Pretty neat
#Cyclones
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Laugh at the Matt Campbell to USC rumors all you want but imagine the Trojans coming out in these bad boys.
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My favorite Caitlin Clark highlight in this game is her running to get back on defense before Gabbie even gets the ball in her hands.
The great ones just know when it’s going in.
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It’s now clear Tristan Wirfs is the Buccaneers’ MVP this season.
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Spencer Petras was 21-31 for 247 yards, a TD and no INTs against the
#4
team in the nation.
Criticize the season as a whole if you must, but you can’t hang yesterday on him.
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I’ll accept “The Bills should have played better defense!” the day a World Series game is decided by a walk-off home run in the top of the 10th.
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A lot of states could get away with this sign. Utah is not one of them. 😂
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First reaction: they’re honoring the man who invented the tigerhawk by...removing the tigerhawk?
Second reaction: this is a perfect symbolism to illustrate the loss of the man who invented the tigerhawk.
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Me looking at the TV schedule this morning: “The White Sox game is on NBC? I don’t wanna hear their announcers!”
Their announcers:
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I BEG somebody to bring this up at the next news conference.
TD TEAM PADILLA. Kaleb Johnson goes beast mode to put Team Padilla in full control of this wacky simulation. It’s 27-7 Team Padilla over Team Petras here in the fourth quarter.
#IowaSim22
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Is it just me, or is Carver more energetic with fewer people when the people missing are the usual boomers?
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My mom works as a cashier at the Waterfront Hy-Vee and has characterized the Murray twins and several other Iowa men’s and woman’s basketball players as “good kids” and I think we should respect her judgement.
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That rectangular pizza was the best part of any elementary school day.
Today in 1987, your school served you this for lunch and you were excited about it...
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I can't wait for this year's "One Shining Moment".
🎶"The ball is tipped..."🎶
*Bo Boroski stops play for a review*
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I JUST found out Kari Lake graduated from the University of Iowa…and we crossed over by at least one year. (She would have been a senior when I was a freshman.)
She strikes me as a One Eyed Jake’s regular.
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Fell on my butt in the parking lot of Merle Hay Mall. I’d sue, but from the looks of the place I have more money than they do.
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Iowa men’s basketball: We’re getting new uniforms!
Iowa women’s basketball:
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Here’s a fun fact about Maddyn:
Her father was onsides.
Class of ‘26 G Maddyn Greenway out of Plymouth, MN has been offered by Iowa after she attended the Iowa Elite Camp yesterday.
Daughter of former Iowa LB Chad Greenway.
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Iowa City without Smiley is like Iowa City without the Old Capitol.
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Had a listener send me a couple of videos. Cleanup is underway at Kinnick.
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How weird is it that Iowa was 12-0 at one point last year but there wasn't a single win that felt this good?
#Hawkeyes
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I’m hearing one Iowa fact was edited from that graphic for time:
“One college football team once beat Ohio State 55-24: Iowa.”
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Of all the Brian Ferentz games, this might be the Brian Ferentziest.
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“Sounds like Iowa City…but we’re in Sioux Falls!”
Not true. Sioux Falls is louder.
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Niall Horan is killing it on the SNL rerun. He’s Irish, but I feel like this is American.
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This is the best account on Twitter and it’s not even close.
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Two straight runs up the middle and an INT after 1st and goal from the 5 is the chef’s kiss of the Brian Ferentz finale.
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He’s right. One time a Nebraska fan’s car broke down outside Pagliai’s and a bunch of us just beat him to death and buried his body by the Coralville Reservoir.
I hope the great
@mitchsherman
doesn't mind me sharing this snippet, but it's too important not to share.
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Mom is making a list of the football players who are nice to her in her checkout line at the grocery store so she can remember their names. ❤️
(Make fun of her spelling and get blocked.)
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Sir, I watched a bowl game last night where a giant Pop Tart took its own life to feed the Kansas State players.
I’m not watching bowl games for the teams at this point.
Shoutout to all of the Iowa fans going out of their way to watch Iowa State’s bowl game today after going the entire season trying to convince us that they don’t care about ISU 🙌🏼
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Just for fun, here’s a picture of Kinnick Stadium (then Iowa Stadium) from 1930. Taken from the north looking south, as you can see the airport on the top left and the railroad tracks on the right.
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I’m not used to Nebraska coaches who aren’t dicks.
Matt Rhule on Kirk and Brian Ferentz: I can't tell you how much respect I have for Brian and Kirk. They never let it be about anything other than their team. Great coaches. Great leaders and they protect those they lead. Stand out front and take arrows... that's what they do.
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Stat from ABC: Iowa has not scored a touchdown in 21 consecutive drives against Power 5 opponents.
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Congratulations to Iowa fans for successfully storming the court without an elderly sportswriter suffering a compound fracture.
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Just beat Iowa State Thursday and we can forget about this.
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Has the Register completed the background check yet?
LOCAL HERO: Following a destructive storm, this restaurant owner in Iowa started driving to devastated neighborhoods to cook free meals for the community.
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Feels like a good time to remind everyone that if you are attending a sporting event and masks are required, wear the damn mask. Don’t argue with security and go off on a rant about the Democrats and Johnson County liberals.
(This tweet is not aimed at anyone in particular.)
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So when I started working this morning Iowa State Twitter was furious about a fan wearing an Iowa T-shirt at their game last night. By the time I get home we find out the guy was actually an Iowa State fan who lost a bet over last week’s game.
Proof that news is always evolving.
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Congratulations on the inevitable new
@RAYGUNshirts
shirt, Gabbie Marshall! 😀
(By the way, this is totally how my 70+ year old dad describes her.)
The most entertaining Iowa scouting report, from Georgia coach Katie Abrahamsom-Henderson
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Just beat
#25
. No court storm. No injured reporters. Just act like ya been there.
#HawkeyeState
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Channel 9 just interviewed Levi about Iowa fans who are jerks online.
What a time to be alive…
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Imagine being a team that lost at home to this overrated Iowa team.
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I will be very disappointed if I can’t buy a black-and-gold “AGGRESSIVE MARCHING” t-shirt with a drawing of a sousaphone on it from
@RAYGUNshirts
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What does the homeowners association covenant say about having a football team over?
Family time.
We appreciate Coach Ferentz for having us out at his house yesterday for a well-earned day off!
#Hawkeyes
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Such a horrible decision by Fran to sit a top player for a meaningless game so he could play an important game against a good nonconference foe.
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This might seem like a blowout but did you know Iowa once beat Ohio State 55-24?
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Right now on the UI campus thousands of students are holding a vigil to remember a classmate killed by a male who felt dominant over a woman.
Simultaneously, Ohio State University is holding a news conference to explain why enabling a similar male is worth a 3-game suspension.
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I want to start a GoFundMe for any reporter who asksFranklin about Illinois losing its quarterback.
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Which station has the Iowa pregame show? I’m only getting the USC one on FS1.
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The idea of having young journalists cut their teeth by covering small town. news is wonderful. You can do all the crime and UI stories you want, but there are other skills you fan learn by covering small town city council meetings and community events.
The Daily Iowan has purchased two weekly newspapers near Iowa City — the Mount Vernon-Lisbon Sun and Solon Economist.
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The fact that Iowa is in the Music City Bowl the one year
@HawkeyeElvis
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Someday Iowa will win back the Bowl Game Ratings Trophy from Iowa State and the Spring Game Attendence Trophy from Nebraska...
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If I ever doubted that I was a true Iowan, today I was wondering why they don’t rotate soy beans at the Field of Dreams.
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UPDATE:
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I’ve dealt with Joe personally. There’s some Brian Joens energy going on there.
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If you need some Iowa City nostalgia, this current photo of Gumby’s Pizza is making the rounds on Facebook.
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I’m not saying this game is out of hand but Ryan Kriener just dunked.
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