As an organ donor, I figure it's important to stay healthy.

Dyslexia-friendly subtitles on TV Easy way to make the world a bit nicer for people

I’m hearing from ever more parents of primary school aged children that their children really don’t like school. They say that it’s boring, that they have to sit for long hours listening. Parents say that young children are taught things which they, their parents, have never

@derpolcontact See above!

.@DerbysPolice @derbyshirecc There are two sheep loose on Horsley Road, on the Kilburn side of Tants Meadow

The "pro" in Saudi Pro League is short for "prohibited"

BBC forecast a hurricane for Britain but HAARP forgot to switch it on this morning Conspiracy theory that even conspirators misconspire

I bloody love a Pot Noodle but COVID has made me gluten intolerant. Any news on a gluten free version, @potnoodle?

I invented a dog character called Muttball. Draw Muttball, post Muttball and use hashtags #muttball #muttballchallenge

10 extra hours per day but without ageing by ten extra hours *Picks up psychedelic telephone to the galactic federation* Looking forward to hearing what their equivalent of "you treat this place like a bloody hotel" is

Money is a real problem. Who can I tag who might send some to me? I know people around the world are going through lots of even worse stuff so I do feel bad for asking... But here we are

Sad to hear that Rishi didn't even have two TV remotes to rub together as a kid #rishi

So apparently I booked a solo gig for next Wednesday. I had been in cryogenic stasis but these things need defrosting occasionally.

You never sound more deranged, unhinged, and full of shit than when you're describing stuff the CIA actually did and admitted to doing

1. Admitted/pursued 2. Openly flirty but not admitted 3. Secret but suspected by some 4. Secret but not suspected

The Maine cryptid is called Spector Moose?!

Secret crushes I find them interesting. There's no data on this stuff. Might as well be talking about Bigfoot or aliens, right? Right, because those things are also real.

‘They Just Don’t Care’ I’m seeing lots of posts bemoaning that the Year 11s just don’t seem to care about their upcoming GCSEs. They aren’t motivated or worried about their speaking exams starting in two weeks time and nothing seems to make a difference. This is exactly what

Sometimes when I'm ducking various responsibilities for a while (through fatigue or laziness), I will post utter drivel on social media before eventually hiding my smartphone from myself. That's right, phone, I did actually mean to type "ducking" on this occasion, thank you.

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I'm often singing the Shape Blocks theme tune around the house and coming up with episodes... but it doesn't exist... yet... @numberblocks @alphablocks @Colourblocks_