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Small business owner. Four Rocket Fizz locations. Uncle Buddy’s Toy Stash. “A salary is the drug they give you to forget your dreams.”

Kalamazoo, MI
Joined September 2022
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
2 years
The best part of being a business owner is having to no longer pretend mediocre people are smart.
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
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It’s gunna be a movie about a civilization where everyone looks like a foot. It’ll garner an X rating for some reason.
@RealEmirHan
Emir Han
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Quentin Tarantino explained why his last movie won’t be Cliff Booth film. “I love this script, but it’s still walking down the same ground I walked.” “For my last movie, I need to not know what I’m doing again. I’ve got to be in truly uncharted territory” https://t.co/C4VLdJPhds
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
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I did business with Funko for a minute. Three issues: 1. Unsophisticated operations. Ordering done with spreadsheets. 2. Over saturation. They’re in gas stations. 3. Licenses are expensive
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
4 days
Funko has said they have “substantial doubt about our ability to continue” as a company in the next 12 months without extra funding or an acquisition. Sales for the company are continuing to decline. (Source: https://t.co/M3f9BsyS0z)
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
4 days
Once again. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a voice of sanity within the government. Bizarre.
@RepMTG
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
4 days
I don’t like 50 year mortgages as the solution to the housing affordability crisis. It will ultimately reward the banks, mortgage lenders. and home builders while people pay far more in interest over time and die before they ever pay off their home. In debt forever, in debt for
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
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I know we needed a wrecking ball so I was somewhat more tolerant of Trump than most, but now he’s just adding extra swampy bullshit.
@pulte
Pulte
4 days
Thanks to President Trump, we are indeed working on The 50 year Mortgage - a complete game changer.
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
5 days
Man, she has become a voice of sanity within the government. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a voice of sanity within our government. Strange times.
@RepMTG
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
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Americans are on the brink of financial ruin and here is the state of your two political parties. Democrats created this financial disaster by pumping trillions into the economy for their own covid lockdown payoffs and drove inflation to 40 yr record highs under Biden. Every
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
5 days
I’ve had the opportunity mess with AI music a bit. I uploaded a song my band and I made back in the 90s and asked it to make it into a funky blue grass song. I’m pretty impressed by this.
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
8 days
I’m pretty sure I watched every game Hester played in for the Bears. Made you hold your breath on every punt and kickoff because there was a decent chance you would see something special.
@WatchMarquee
Marquee Sports Network
8 days
Happy birthday, Devin Hester 🐐 Celebrate by watching his 92-yard touchdown return on the opening kick of Super Bowl XLI! (Via @NFLonCBS)
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
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My theory is that declining birth rates are evolutionary, rather than cultural. Once a society attains a certain level of wealth, biology intervenes. Humans are resource heavy and this acts as a means to slow the degradation of quality of life.
@AJA_Cortes
AJAC
9 days
Birth rate will continue to crater until this number reverses itself
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
9 days
Young people reading this.
@RonDeSantis
Ron DeSantis
9 days
I humbly recommend to young people to try drinking black coffee without any bells and whistles. It’s cheaper — and once you get used to it you will not want to add in all the other stuff.
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
9 days
My great grandmother lived a few blocks from us and I would spend a lot of time with her. I was her favorite. She served me this once. Tasted like butt. Still one of my favorite meals.
@Oceanbreeze473
SweetMarie
10 days
Tell me the truth, have you ever tried one?
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
10 days
Why is a kicker wearing 39? We used to be a proper country.
@NFL
NFL
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CAM LITTLE JUST KICKED THE LONGEST FG IN NFL HISTORY! 68 YARDS!
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
11 days
Anyone else getting the weird and kinda gross medical ads on their feed? When you go to say you aren’t interested, it opens up a webpage and locks the app.
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
11 days
Kalamazoo water doesn’t look like this unless the hydrants got flushed. This is a very disingenuous post.
@WallStreetApes
Wall Street Apes
12 days
American in Democrat run Kalamazoo, Michigan is reporting their drinking water is undrinkable “This is water in Kalamazoo, our standard drinking water” Maybe Democrats should stop laundering money to NGOs and invest in infrastructure
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
13 days
Sounds like the new plague season has started. Who had COVID Herpes Monkeys on your bracket?
@dailystar
Daily Star
14 days
'Aggressive monkey' riddled with COVID and herpes on the loose as truck overturns https://t.co/92JHGbRpKJ
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
14 days
Bwahahaha
@CrackerBarrel
Cracker Barrel
14 days
You probably don't want us anywhere near a remodel
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
15 days
You know, I think we all imagined that AI would end up with us having Jarvis. Instead we got HAL.
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
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Obamacare is probably one of the most irresponsible pieces of legislation I’ve ever witnessed. This outcome was visible from a decade away.
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
16 days
Normalize adulthood.
@washghost1
Washingtons ghost
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Flexing as an adult
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
16 days
Today I received a letter from the IRS stating they have completed an address change request for our corp (it used to be under the home address). I filed the request 5/01/2019.
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@tom_holmer
Tom Holmer🍭🍫🍬
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It’s crazy how anti AI the young folks are. As a small business, AI has the potential to level the playing field with big companies with marketing budgets. So many cool tools. Yet, we have to be cautious about using it because people under 30 may be turned off. Wild.
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