reminder that you're not an ai chatbot, which means that you can. - freely reject or block people who make you uncomfortable .- step away from messages when you're busy .- exist without needing to explain yourself.

it's not an allowance, it's your escort fee, kiddo.

dating me means hearing me use the royal "we" constantly even if you weren't involved and have no idea what i'm talking about.

ngl i love seeing when people somehow get personally offended by the stuff i post and have to let me know, it cracks me up every time.

i am still living off this high.

love when a girl tilts their head in confusion. like AWWWW nothing's getting into that pretty head of yours just because it's at an angle, sweetheart.

"summer of love" as your dad makes full use of the fact that you're home alone for summer break.

👾👾👾

"boobs or ass"."biceps or abs". do i look like i'm in any position to be negotiating??.

it never killed anyone to give a little reassurance, don't believe any excuses when someone refuses to do so.

yes. now me and who.

just need heavy, lewd, carnal, lustful, passionate, steamy, risky, sloppy, hungry, perverted, sticky, ravishing, feral, sensual, disgusting, raw creampie sex with one person for the rest of my life.

older man who's spent decades building a career and family but lacks restraint and has no morals.

i want the kiki's sweater so bad but i wish uniqlo would stop using big designs on one side !!!!!!!!.

yeah being left on read is sad but have you ever had someone tell you that you're being too much and to tone it down???.

i don't flirt, i just progressively dump more trauma on you and hope you're okay with it.

every pretty princess needs their lover boy who removes her nail polish for her while she picks out new colours.

being stronger, bigger, older, and more mature than them, yet still being unable to resist once their soft little hands touch you.

never gonna look good in a ski mask because i literally wear gold octagonal frame glasses.

i haven't changed, you just lost my yapping privileges.

kpop demon hunter karaoke party or else i'll die.