Thor Stenhaug
@ThorStenhaug
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Comedian/Norwegian/Family Singstar Champion 2007. LIPA grad.
Liverpool, England
Joined June 2012
My 13-year-old brother has been cast in his school production of Mamma Mia. It’s him and 16 girls. He’s playing all three dads. I’m dead.
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Went off stage last night thinking I'd smashed the gig and an audience member walked up to me and went "Tough crowd tonight?".
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At the end of the day, we're all just hoping we live long enough to be able to do this in the park on a Tuesday afternoon
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Come and watch us on Saturday at 5pm.
Thor and Freya: Norse as F*ck. Ya ya ding dong. Two of the UK’s most exciting new comedians - Freya Mallard & Thor Stenhaug present an hour of standup!. Saturday 23rd April 5pm.🎟️
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RT @2Northdown: Thor and Freya: Norse as F*ck. Ya ya ding dong. Two of the UK’s most exciting new comedians - Freya Mallard & Thor Stenhaug….
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Woho - London come watch some jokes on April 23rd.
Thor and Freya: Norse as F*ck. Ya ya ding dong. Two of the UK’s most exciting new comedians - Freya Mallard & Thor Stenhaug present an hour of standup!. Saturday 23rd April 5pm.🎟️
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My grandma has the energy of someone who's biggest dream it was to become a grandma.
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It used to be brunch, now it's Daniel Ricciardo in a Monaco 2018.
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I'm no doctor but I think an effect of long Covid is that every girl on Hinge is now into Formula 1.
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RT @hwilson17: Amazing evening watching @ThorStenhaug at @BrisComedyDen @SidneyAndEden last night, lots of laughs - such a good night out 🤣….
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People who start sentences with "Listen" are always bad at listening.
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This tweet now has "it's. Rebekah Vardy" vibes.
My day job is a Harry Potter walking tour. Today a guy showed up and asked if he could tag along. I said "Yeah sure". He looked a bit familiar but I couldn't place him. We talked a lot, after a while he told me he was an actor. And then I realised. It was PROFESSOR QUIRRELL.
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Just facetimed my grandma. She's fuming I didn't tell her I'm on holiday in Italy
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My 13-year-old brother has been cast in his school production of Mamma Mia. It’s him and 16 girls. He’s playing all three dads. I’m dead.
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My day job is a Harry Potter walking tour. Today a guy showed up and asked if he could tag along. I said "Yeah sure". He looked a bit familiar but I couldn't place him. We talked a lot, after a while he told me he was an actor. And then I realised. It was PROFESSOR QUIRRELL.
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Got some exciting standup news coming so please give me a follow here or at insta on @thortellsjokes ✌️.
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A girl who ghosted me on Hinge was in the audience of my gig last night. On a date! Well guess who's laughing now! No one, I died on my ass.
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