This is finally out: Efe Johnson for @UNDP and @SamsungMobile 📍UNHQ, NewYork.

Honestly! Bring back mp3 players

I'm annoyed at the concept of English proficiency tests expiring after two years. Like, vocabulary has a shelf life and I’d suddenly wake up with fluency amnesia. 😏

It's been almost 3 hours since I ordered and my meal still hasn't arrived. @chowdeck can be very annoying sometimes, man. Anything over 120 minutes should attract some sort of compensation. There's no situation where this is okay. 🤦‍♀️

Music-only device*. Ugh.

As a music lover, I wouldn't mind if ipods (or something similar) made a comeback. I always get scared of getting nabbed when taking my evening walks with my phone and earbuds; too many devices to have on me at night. A music-only would be so cool. (CC: Hi bestie @Spotify 🫠)

The number of people asking if I'm attending Johnny's Room live because I was making noise🤧 I'm not a fan of crowds but I really enjoyed Johnny Drille last year. Sadly, I'm just not feeling motivated enough this year. Only 48 hours till show time and I still can't decide. Ugh.

What you love you protect.

We made each other bleed and we tasted it.

Me: Screams at the sight of a gecko My friend: Do I need to remind you how old you just turned? Uhm. I'm literally just a girl?

Sugar, deep-fried foods, and heavy portions are so repulsive to me now. I started a clean + OMAD diet early this year and with the way it's going, I could do it forever.

Me being accessible to you doesn’t mean everyone is. Don’t take it for granted 🤌🏾

Unrelated but check her bio. It’s hard.

Feel the rush of my blood I'm seventeen again I am not scared of death I've got dreams again

Samsung sent me a Zflip 5 immediately after its launch in 2023. It fell/broke earlier this year and they immediately asked me to choose any model I wanted. I was sent the S25 Ultra right after its launch as a replacement for work. I'm just always such a blessed, spoilt child.

Because my friends are so used to seeing me exist, they forget some of my quirky traits. So when I’m in new or uncomfortable situations around them, it always shocks them to see me shy, reserved, or uneasy with other people. Lol. I think being accustomed is love in a way too.

Not much I can do because I am no longer in kaduna, but whatever those kids are saying is true. I was a little surprised to hear that this is still going on after all these years, especially because he left social media. But do not let it end in social media drags this time.

4 years later, this same person is now being called out in Kaduna for Sèxually harassing TEENAGE BOYS, sending unsolicited inappropriate sèxual photos, and asking them to engage in sex for pay. I hope it doesn't end in just social media drags this time. BELIEVE THOSE KIDS.

If there's a God Do you think he's looking down curled up on his couch right now? As we fail to figure it out, does he turn down the sound? Is he proud? We're in some trouble Mr. Maker don't turn away from your screen. At least the bubble that we created could make some good TV.

I'm ready for December. The sweater weather, cheesy romcoms, and cheer in the air? The most wonderful time of the year, indeed. 😇

Forgiveness, in my books, doesn't necessarily equate to reconciliation or access.