CNN: BANNON INDICTED
MSNBC: BANNON INDICTED
FOX NEWS: DID BARACK OBAMA USE SECRET CODE LANGUAGE TO ACTIVATE UNDERGROUND BLACK PANTHER CELLS IN CHICAGO LAST NIGHT?
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@realdonaldtrump
please DM, we have FRESH evidence from West Philadelphia that a couple of guys are up to no good, starting to make trouble in the neighborhood
CNN: SONDLAND CONFIRMS TRUMP WANTED QUID PRO QUO
MSNBC: SONDLAND TIES PENCE AND POMPEO TO EXTORTION SCHEME
FOX NEWS: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN WHILE SNEEZING? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE
We are grieving with Parkland. But we are not powerless. Caring for our kids is our first job. And until we can honestly say that we're doing enough to keep them safe from harm, including long overdue, common-sense gun safety laws that most Americans want, then we have to change.
“What we should do as individuals is to use the power of democracy to make our voices heard and to make sure that the people in power cannot continue to ignore this.” - Climate activist
@GretaThunberg
INAUGURATION FUN FACT: Biden's inauguration marks the first time in four years that a President has appeared with a Bible in public without the aid of tear gas
CHRIS WALLACE, MINUTE 1: Hello, gentlemen. I'm expecting a respectful debate
CHRIS WALLACE, MINUTE 12: Jesus Christ Mr. President, we just need 3 seconds of you not shouting. Just 3
The French ambassador to the U.S.
@GerardAraud
criticized Trevor for congratulating Africa on France’s World Cup victory. Trevor responds
#BetweenTheScenes
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Trevor Noah whines that people are fleeing high-tax blue states & moving in droves to low-tax states like Texas, where the jobs are.
Doesn’t understand why people like freedom.
Also predicts the Biden years will be the Great Depression.
Good point. Article 6, Section 2 of the Constitution clearly states that a President can't be impeached for crimes that don't excite his third-favorite child
Trump says he "started speaking very quickly" to stop the "send her back" chant. Here are some things that take less time than he did to stop the chant.
1) Solving a Rubik's Cube underwater
#BeatTheChant
“We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.”
Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron Nazario, and the system that protects bad cops.
Jon Stewart kicks off The Daily Show's election coverage with a wellness check on America's two chronologically challenged candidates: Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
NBA PLAYER: *gets access to a coronavirus test*
SENATOR: *uses inside info to sell stocks before the market crashes*
NORMAL PERSON: *trades family heirloom for black market toilet paper*
Trevor visits his Grandma Koko in Soweto, South Africa, to talk about his childhood, her life under apartheid, and what exactly he needs to do to get her to watch The Daily Show.
(2/2) Trevor on George Floyd and the Minneapolis protests:
“If you felt unease watching that Target being looted, try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day. Police in America are looting black bodies.”
Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment.
@OANN
I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?