doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom
Well this one time Macaque ran head first into a peach tree! And then! And then all the peaches dropped down and hit him! HAHAHAHAH! That was, uh. That was a long time ago though.
๐ฅญ// anyways, did you know im obsessed with Shadowpeach. I also like to make Macaque a pining manfailure who isn't used to affection. (has and WILL insult and be mean to people as a defense mechanism when shown affection.)
/ roleplay moots!! please reply to this tweet if you see it?? i want to see if my account isnt just full of non rp accs. since yknow. . . i kinda wanna rp w ppl. . .
๐ฅญ// Totally don't imagine Macaque standing in front of the mirror, looking at his reflection in disgust as he caresses his scars, his white fur and his six ears. Eyes watering the more time he stares at himself. Lip trembling as he holds back from breaking down.
โก to see what he thinks of your muse
โโโโโ โ interest.
โโโโโ โ attraction.
โโโโโ โ affection.
โโโโโ โ trust.
โโโโโ โ dislike.
low โ โโโโโ โ high
โโโโโ = none
// i need Mihou to be shipped with more pretty people just so i have the excuse of letting him act like a fucking pussy
anyone: hey
Mihou, already fumbling and tripping over his own feet:
// none of u know this but Macaque is looking after these monkeys a lot of the time (he's kinda their babysitter? they see him as a father figure despite him saying he never wants children) their names are Coco and Chilli :3c
// would i get booed at if i said that my idea/design(?) of Mihou is like.
he used to be a legitimate warrior.
hence his paint mask looking like spilled blood
he's killed more people than he can count
(it tears him apart)
[ OPEN RP STARTER ] (i might be selective. )
Mihou has been hanging out by his Shadowplay podium, already having finished with the show.
He's currently glamored with his robe on, hood down to seem less intimidating. Even if it would be fun.
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// I LEAVE FOR MOST OF THE DAY AND I SEE PPL DISS ON A DBK???? yall gotta be naive and blind or something cuz.. what. did we. watch the same show. DID YOU ACTUALLY TRY TO T H I N K OF THE DYNAMICS OF THE BULL KING FAMILY.
// okay serious kinda topic, I mean slay to whatever the LBD acc and SWK moot have going on but. As a LBD account, that's dating someone, DONT use the child host as ur pfp?? Or as your acc gimmick?? It looks so fucking weird I'm sorry. At least use the ADULT form, I'm begging.
// okay you know this one song that goes "you've been hiding in plain sight"
thats the brotherhood. like. ALL SHIPS INVOLVING THEM.
Eclipsemane? BAM
Shadowmane? BAM
Lionpeach? BAM
Stumpingfruits? BAM
Blackquill? BAM
ITS ALL OF THEM