Xander Corvette
@the_bigkowalski
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Dropped the Palace Comms last night. Has a bit of an old school Comms vibe to it, with less cut aways and more one-liners ... In my opinion anyway. Enjoyed making this one in the end, despite the hangover. If you haven't seen it yet, have a ganders below 👇
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Remembering how this had the whole Arsenal fanbase crashing out lol, they're such babies 😂
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🗣 Michael Ballack: “Virgil van Dijk is very lucky to play in an era where there is no Drogba, Lampard, Alan Shearer, Henry, Rooney, Van Persie, Tevez, Adebayor and Diego Costa in the Premier League. No wonder they think he is the best defender in the League.”
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Premier League G/A this season: • Grealish: 6 • Wirtz: 0 • Grealish: 6 • Isak: 2 • Grealish: 6 • Szoboszlai: 2 • Grealish: 6 • Ekitike: 5 What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳 https://t.co/KLlYLUEw9l
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🗣️ Sir Alex Ferguson on playing West Ham in 2011: “It actually happens on a fairly regular basis. I would often twiddle things during a game or at half-time. One example that comes to mind is a game against West Ham in the closing weeks of the season in April 2011. A few
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This @petesunitedPOV must be the biggest United supporting cunt on this app
This Mainoo discourse is funny I was always told that game time at united was earnt not given That you had to fight for every minute on the pitch Mainoo’s had 1 good game since the euros and that was vs Lyon off the bench in the EL If he wants to start he has to fight for it
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@Shayan86 South African in Europe complaining about immigrants , the joke makes itself
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Compare the YouTube thumbnail with the actual footage in the video.
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If West Ham beat #MUFC on Thursday, Ruben Amorim becomes the fastest manager in United history to hit 10 home league defeats. He’s already on 9 losses from 19 at Old Trafford… one more and he’s got the record nobody wants 🙈
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I've just watched this TikTok video of someone cooking that racists South African 'travel vlogger'
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Always said it. They’re the best away fans consistently at our ground. Make a racket every time win lose or draw
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It's not just that he edited thumbnail to make the guy look like a criminal. The guy was actually a fan, and he asked him to do a wheelie on his bike. This is the same guy who was walking around Oxford Street saying "it's kicking off" when a fire brigade drove past.
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Racism slop YouTuber "Kurt Caz" just got caught using AI to make a random friendly brown guy look like a robber
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Is Wirtz a shareholder in the athletic or something? I’ve NEVER seen defence of a single player like this. Ever.
It is Florian Wirtz's misfortune that he has landed in long-throw Britain when his natural subtlety is not cherished and protected. Over 20 years ago, Robert Pires found a similar environment before going on to prove everyone wrong. Wirtz's performance against West Ham United
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“I’m not racist” > gets mad at nonwhite kids for existing
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“If our players did this I’d be so embarrassed” CC: @alexmoneypenny
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